End to Shia Shame?

Finally, finally, finally. A picture that doesn't make me get all girly over Shia LaBeouf. He's looking kind of short, and his face is all bloated...not great.

Michael Douglas on the other hand...

Haha I kid, I kid.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash.

Non Aiuto Per Me.

There is something seriously wrong with me. I took one look at this picture of Shia drinking a Diet Coke and...I might have briefly passed out. I definitely began picturing our DC addicted life together.

Oh Lord. When will this Shia Shame stop? I swear, I think I'm over it, and the irony of my weakness drinking my other weakness does not escape me. FYI I only have two weaknesses, and you are staring at them.

Sorry about the title, I'm trying to use Italian. It means, "No Help For Me". Le sigh. I am in trouble.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.