Why So Serious RPatz?

I felt like the joker when I read this: Why so serious Robert Pattinson? Always, always serious in magazines. It's like he can only be taken seriously...if he's serious. Ok, I know how dumb that sounds, but seriously. Why can't he be smiling? It's like he's in the magazine version of a film noir. His eyes are saying, "Hey dollface, you and your gams have walked into the wrong place. I can't help you here, I'm a tortured soul."

Gag me. And I am sick of hearing about how he was totally unprepared for Twilight to be so huge. Maybe, yeah sure he was. SURPRISE. You are a millionare and have millions of tweens and their moms lusting for you.

Yeah, that sucks man.
-CE
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