When Chubby Met Sitchy.

First, I apologize for the title. I'm having trouble concentration because I am having terrible flashbacks to the days when I thought John Mayer was the ish.

This picture, in so many small ways, now shows me how much I feel like barfing.

Not only is he pasty and hairy, and chubs, but he LOVES it. He wishes that he was The Situation. He's probably dreaming up a Jersey Shore nickname for himself right now. Maybe just "The Mayor" (he's clever like that) or Chub a Rub. Something. We'll take suggestions below if you can (and you almost definitely can) come up with something better.

PS is it just me, or has The Sitch lost some of his definition? 
-CE
Photo courtesy of Twitter.