David Beckham is a Posh Dresser.

David Beckham has almost "fir-ty" tattoos, however many that is.

Also ladies and gents, he cries. Those tears are probably worth pure gold. If you could catch one. I mean just imagine what black market Beckham tears are worth. Millions.

He's good friends with the Queen. NBD.

And this is probably just me, and my inability to distinguish British people, but doesn't he kind of remind you of a young, VERY much better looking Ricky Gervais? Much better looking of course, but something about the shape of their heads, and smile.

Anyways, don't be too loud shouting your protests at my slander to the shrine of David Beckham.
-CE