What Comes After Rock Bottom.

How many days??? Word up Tiger, you should probably be in treatment for more days than you've had mistresses. Just a tip.

The weird thing is, as much as I don't like him, this feels kind of sincere. I know, I know, I'm probably wrong. But there's something about a look I saw on his face..I don't know.

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure there is a publicist behind this apology, but...we'll see. I'll give him another chance. I mean, I never liked him before, so it's only up from here.

This ESPN reporter is actually the most annoying of the two.
-CE

Tiger's Vanity.

Weird. I...have no words for this? Tiger Woods- and it kills me to say this- looks kind of...hot. I know. I know. It really makes me ill, but I have to say...woah. I understand a little bit now how he got and kept all those hoes. Dude is ripped.

Still hate him a million times over. Did you hear his wife is sporting her ring again? Don't know whether to applaud her for trying to get the most money out of him or roll my eyes at yet another story of slutty athlete earns forgiveness with big, shiny personal ice skating rink. That you wear on your finger. IE Kobe Bryant.
-CE

I hate to gossip...

But, Tiger Woods gets in a car accident LEAVING his house at 2:30 am in the morning. This wouldn't be a huge deal, if he had been arriving or if he'd hit another car. But, he ran into a pole and fire hydrant...

Few days ago, sources started rumbling that Tiger was not being faithful to his Swedish wife and mother of his child, Elin Nordegren. Who, might I add, is insanely pretty and a former nanny. Don't guys dream about girls like this? Anyways, his accident basically confirmed his cheating ways to almost everyone with access to the internet.

Do I think he's being unfaithful? No, I need evidence. But, do I think he's being shady as tree on a hot summer day? Yes. Hell yes.

-TM
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P.S. Black women everywhere just died looking at this picture. Also, Seal and Heidi Samuel have nothing to do with this story.