Sickness.

This cover is literally all I find sick in the world. ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG. Had to scream in my head, because my roommate is taking a nap.

It's sickening, non? Mon Dieu. Where did she get those? The Paris Hilton collection at Sally Beauty? And don't get me started about "Jersey Shore" and the whole Tiger Wood's controversy. I thought People was supposed to be the least smutty one. They actually feature stories on real, honest people. Not fake fame whores. Or whooor-ahs if you're from Jersey.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

I hate to gossip...

But, Tiger Woods gets in a car accident LEAVING his house at 2:30 am in the morning. This wouldn't be a huge deal, if he had been arriving or if he'd hit another car. But, he ran into a pole and fire hydrant...

Few days ago, sources started rumbling that Tiger was not being faithful to his Swedish wife and mother of his child, Elin Nordegren. Who, might I add, is insanely pretty and a former nanny. Don't guys dream about girls like this? Anyways, his accident basically confirmed his cheating ways to almost everyone with access to the internet.

Do I think he's being unfaithful? No, I need evidence. But, do I think he's being shady as tree on a hot summer day? Yes. Hell yes.

-TM
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P.S. Black women everywhere just died looking at this picture. Also, Seal and Heidi Samuel have nothing to do with this story.