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I am so jealous of this girl! She's in a movie with one of my faves, Peter Sarsgaard, that is probably going to get her nominated for an Oscar.

She's dating Shia Labeouf. It's shameful I'm jealous of that, but I kind of am. Just a bit.

Her dress is pretty. And she can pull off short hair- I would look like little orphan Annie.

She's met B.J. Novak. ARG. I think she's my newest style icon. Love the necklace.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Eskimo Kiss?

Ew. Shameful. I am so shamed for my former Shia love. When is it ok for a guy to mack on your nose? Never. I'll answer that right now.

I look at these pictures and I'm like...why? How could I ever think this was hot, even secretly? Then I see this picture of the Diet Coke and that's hot. A man with a DC in his hand. I mean, there's the cig too. Catch-22 my friend, catch-22.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Vroom Vroom Vroom, You Make My Heart Go Boom Boom.

Haha I take any opportunity I can to fit in a Zenon quote to...anything really. I'm pretty sure at some point this year I will find a perfectly legitimate way to work into a paper.

Anyways, this is Shia Labeouf and that bar swill Carey Mulligan on the set of their new movie Wall Street 2. I hate to say it, but he looks like a bit of a baby in these pictures. For the first time since Disturbia I am totally called back to the Even Stevens days.

I have to admit, it's a bit of a Shia shame killer. Let's have less of this look. I shall try to erase this from my mind.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash.

Shia Shame.

Eh, he could do better. Something about the pants I think is making me not like this. Or maybe it's the way he's standing. Do you really know anyone who actually just stands like that? Obviously it's not great for balance.

Or maybe my love for him is lessening now that he's dating that Carey Mulligan girl. He's my shame crush anyways, so I'll take this with a grain of salt.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

Carey Mulligan Swill.

This is killing me. Seeing this person I would be ashamed to date with another woman.

Is that sick of me? Yes. Does this make me sick? Yes. I need to get help for this. I thought I was ok when he quit running around L.A. shirtless. Now he's holding hands with a maybe-Oscar nominee. Salt in the wound Shia, salt in the wound.

What kind of name is Carey Mulligan anyways? It sounds like a beer. Or a beer brand. A bad beer brand. I.e: "And don't give me any of that Carey-Mulligan swill either!"
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash News.