Carey Mulligan Swill.

This is killing me. Seeing this person I would be ashamed to date with another woman.

Is that sick of me? Yes. Does this make me sick? Yes. I need to get help for this. I thought I was ok when he quit running around L.A. shirtless. Now he's holding hands with a maybe-Oscar nominee. Salt in the wound Shia, salt in the wound.

What kind of name is Carey Mulligan anyways? It sounds like a beer. Or a beer brand. A bad beer brand. I.e: "And don't give me any of that Carey-Mulligan swill either!"
-CE
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