Darling Pippa Single!

Darling Pippa is single, according to People. Could it be? Could her and Hot Harry be finally getting together?

At least now we can dream. Perhaps their new royal couple magnetism was too much for now- ex boyfriend Alex Loudon.

I mean, look at that newly slim royal figure. How could he compete?
-CE
Photos courtesy of Zimbio, JJ.

Farmer John Meets Houdini.

The princes of Wales, Harry and Wills, were spotted leaving a Raffles, a London night club around 3 a.m. on Saturday night.

Totally different outfits. Harry looks farmer chic, and Wills looks like a gay magician. What is up with him, seriously. That is not how a future king of England should dress. He has a checkered...whatever those things are called. Cravat? No, those goes around the neck. Well, you know what I mean.

Seriously, is that jacket...purple? I guess it makes sense. Royalty. Perhaps that's taking it a little too far. At least he has a dowry to offer the ladies, because that jacket isn't doing anything for him. And neither is that bald spot.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Socialite Life.