BAFTA "Brits to Watch".

Oooooo look at me, I'm a Greek goddess with my flowing blonde hair and shimmery, totally see-through dress, oooo I'm so gorgeous, and my boob is popping out of this dress as much as possible.

No seriously though, this dress is totally see-through. This is America's presence at BAFTA's Brits to Watch? Was she like, "hello Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, I'm a total see-through tramp?"

Ugh. Hate her.

I've been scanning these pictures like mad, searching for my college roommate, who was working the red carpet- she works for MPRM, they were putting it on. Fabulous. So jealous of her. Now if I could only find her in the background of one of these pictures.

OMG obsessed. But how tiny is Kate's waist? Ughh it upsets me, she's sooooo thin. If you look at pictures of her from college she's totally healthy, maybe 20 pounds heavier, and she looks FANTASTIC. She's so much prettier with a little weight on. Which is of course, saying something because she is gorgeous now.

I can only hope it's stress.
-CE
Photos courtesy of JJ.

Royal Couple (Canadian) Watch.

Best discovery EVER! Aghh! When will this royal couple fever be over??? Watch all the later ones on Youtube. LOVE IT.

SO COOL.
-CE

Royal Duties.

Being a princess is hard work. I swear, every time I open up my twitter feed, it's some new pictures of the royal couple doing something on their tour of Canada. That being said,

THAT HAT IS THE BOMB. It is so amazing. I mean, has there ever been a more perfect Canada Day hat?

No, seriously, has there been? I don't know that much about Canada Day. I didn't even know that was a real thing until yesterday.

Girl can even rock a chef's smock, like she did in Montreal today with hubby, Prince William.

Next on the parade of outfits, the blue dress in Quebec! Ou la la, it's AMAZING. Love the lace, need to get myself some nude stilettos.
-CE
Photos courtesy of US.

Royals Go Public.

The Prince of Hotness (I think in some circles he is known as Prince Harry?) was out with his cousin, Princess Eugenie at Public nightclub in London.

Do you think the nightclub choice was supposed to be ironic? Like, "Oi, I think we'll be commoners today". Yep, it probably went something exactly like that.

Love her dress. Wish I was royal, but what else is new?
-CE
Photo courtesy of PCN.

Farmer John Meets Houdini.

The princes of Wales, Harry and Wills, were spotted leaving a Raffles, a London night club around 3 a.m. on Saturday night.

Totally different outfits. Harry looks farmer chic, and Wills looks like a gay magician. What is up with him, seriously. That is not how a future king of England should dress. He has a checkered...whatever those things are called. Cravat? No, those goes around the neck. Well, you know what I mean.

Seriously, is that jacket...purple? I guess it makes sense. Royalty. Perhaps that's taking it a little too far. At least he has a dowry to offer the ladies, because that jacket isn't doing anything for him. And neither is that bald spot.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Socialite Life.