The Proof is in the Pumpkin Patch.

I knew it. The Great Pumpkin Scam is alive and well, and I have a feeling it's only going to get worse.

Jessica Alba. Yech. You don't think celebrities can pick up a pumpkin without getting photographed? Yeah, it's possible. I hate when people pretend they don't love the fame. Oh they love the fame. They feed off the fame. Except for fame is the kind of food that makes you skinnier.

This is ruining the spirit of Halloween for me.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

Playing Pretend.

Ok, I really, really dislike Jessica Alba, so let's pretend this isn't her. It's someone totally different, someone knew who hasn't annoyed me yet. We shall call her...Abby Bradforn.

This outfit is trés cute. If you don't look at the boots and socks, which technically could be considered cute, but here I am thinking, make up your mind, are you hot or are you cold?

The shorts are adorable, I love that look with the skinny belt. And of course, everyone knows I love my tote purses.

Well done Abby Bradforn, well done.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Fug.