The Coolest Kids on the Planet.

Cutest. Kids. Ever.

Look at Kingston. How does a kid just have THAT much cool right from the get-go? He has more cool as a toddler than I will ever have in my entire life. Is his hair naturally like that?

The great pumpkin scam doesn't even bother me with this one. If my kids were that cool, I would want to show them off too.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

And It Continues...

This is going to really annoy me in the next week. This is Chris Noth and his son, Orion. Yep. Someone else who is fighting for relevence.

-CE

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The Proof is in the Pumpkin Patch.

I knew it. The Great Pumpkin Scam is alive and well, and I have a feeling it's only going to get worse.

Jessica Alba. Yech. You don't think celebrities can pick up a pumpkin without getting photographed? Yeah, it's possible. I hate when people pretend they don't love the fame. Oh they love the fame. They feed off the fame. Except for fame is the kind of food that makes you skinnier.

This is ruining the spirit of Halloween for me.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

The Great Pumpkin Scam.

OK, it was cute at first, but what is up with all these celebrities taking their babies to pumpkin patches? I believe that the first two (Hugh Jackman and David Boreanez) were real. Now this has me thinking that Heidi and Spencer are going to be hanging around pumpkin patches for the next two weeks with their dogs or something.

Seriously, some places should remain pure from celebrity fame whoring. The pumpkin patch is one of them. This is what truly scares me about Halloween.

PS- Nice pumpkin sunglasses Christina. NOT. 
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.