The Polite Placeholder

I think yikes is a nice way of saying you look terrible. It's a place holder, like interesting or nice. But, yikes was truly the best way to go with this one because Mary Kate you look like complete crap.

She's coming from yoga, so I'll give her that. MK's at a good weight now, so it's not that she's too thin either.

It's just that puffy face syndrome from maybe too many late nights? SMOKING TOO MANY CIGGYS? I can't put my finger on it. But, she was always my favorite and now I'm just not so sure.

You can always count on Ashley to look put together, Mary Kate... well, not so much. You can always count on her to... show up? Yes, you can always count on Mary Kate to make an appearance.

Hopefully, the next appearance will be better, she'll be promoting Beastly soon.

-TM

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Now He's What Time It Is.

Remember those Mary Kate and Ashley straight to video movies? Of course you do, they defined our generation. Sadly enough. But with the many culturally relevant points they brought into our lives, such as the discussion about having your cake and eating it too, they also brought us the first appearance of Megan Fox.

...Where she created on of my favorite movie lines ever. EVER. Hate her as a person, but I have always been tempted to say it in all seriousness to someone.

Here's the scene: Brianna Wallace (Megan Fox) and posse are walking through a party, and of course, rando guys keep approaching them, because they are so totally the coolest, hottest girls there. lyke, fo sho.

rando boy: What's up?
Brianna Wallace: Not my temperature.

...and just keeps walking. Classic burn, and here she pulls it out again with this poor kid. Did he ever have a chance? Brianna Wallace, of the department store Wallaces, lives on.

-CE