It's Just Not Fair

Seriously, this is the ugliest child I have ever seen. Like, I'm sitting in the library with physical reaction to this child. I want to throw up. Her name's Sadie Madison and clearly she's Adam Sandler's daugther. I just want to add that Sadie is the name of Courtney's dog, I can see the resemblance. Wikipedia (I know, shut up) says that Sadie is almost four... and that she has a younger sister. GOD HELP US ALL!

Here's Tina Fey with her daughter, Alice (simple, yet cute name) Richmond, a few weeks ago at a charity event in NYC. They're about a year apart and yet Alice is so much cuter. Poor, Sadie Baby - yes, that's what I call the dog too. She's going to have a tough life.

-TM
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The Polite Placeholder

I think yikes is a nice way of saying you look terrible. It's a place holder, like interesting or nice. But, yikes was truly the best way to go with this one because Mary Kate you look like complete crap.

She's coming from yoga, so I'll give her that. MK's at a good weight now, so it's not that she's too thin either.

It's just that puffy face syndrome from maybe too many late nights? SMOKING TOO MANY CIGGYS? I can't put my finger on it. But, she was always my favorite and now I'm just not so sure.

You can always count on Ashley to look put together, Mary Kate... well, not so much. You can always count on her to... show up? Yes, you can always count on Mary Kate to make an appearance.

Hopefully, the next appearance will be better, she'll be promoting Beastly soon.

-TM

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