The Fame Digger.

Nick Jonas has been spotted with a new lady, Delta Goodrem-nice name, she sounds like a tire company- who is 8 years his senior. Boy loves the older ladies. She is obviously a fame digger.

Because gold diggers are so three years ago. Money is so whatever- fame is what's up.

Plus this girl, I mean...she wants fame like woah. She already has the look, she just needs to get that terrible name out there. She's the girl who takes the nerd to Prom so she can meet up with her boyfriend that her parents don't approve of.

Nick Jonas is the nerd, and someone like Bradley Cooper is the boyfriend.
-CE
Photos courtesy of JJ.

The Couple That Golfs Together...

Do I even need to say it? They have rolling, MATCHING, blue and pink golf bags. How barf-able.

And I am no golf expert, but after years and years of going to TPC and watching sports from my favorite place- the sidelines, I like to think that I know what a good swing looks like. And this is kind of it. But not really. I think he's too hunched over. Or his arm isn't straight enough.

But that's not the point- the point is his face. Confidence. He's got it in droves. That is what makes him a rock star I guess, in more than just the talent arena.
-CE
Photos courtesy of celebuzz.

Nick Jonas, V Man.

Ok by total accident these pictures of Nick Jonas got lost on the mess that is my desktop and I forgot to post them. Sorry Jo Bro die hards, they were precious to me too- perhaps so much that I subconsciously did not want to share?

We'll say that. Anyways, true Jonas rabids will have already of seen these anyways, probably before I did- even with my six hour jump.

PS- does he not look like he has a little bit of a uni-brow in the above picture? Unfortunate angle, I'm sure. Joe would never let him be photographed un-groomed. 

What is up with V Man magazine lately? It's like all of a sudden it's the new GQ or something. Well, power to them, because I've been loving their covers. Nice.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Perez.

Nick Jonas' First Single.

Nick Jonas' new single for his solo project The Administration. Catchy, yes. Hit? We'll see. Probably.
-CE

Nick Jonas, Alone.

Nick Jonas will be touring solo for a month with his side project, The Administration. There is no bad blood between the brothers, and apparently they have been very supportive of Nick's new venture.

The solo (ish) album will be released in February, entitled "Who I Am", which is a pretty un-subtle title. I guess Nicky is feeling a little lumped in with his brothers?

With this tour we're going to try to accomplish the same thing we did in the studio. That's capturing some heart and soul in the music, and having fun doing it."

Is this the beginning of the end of the Jo Bros, or just a little something extra?
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.

Hey Nick!

Nick Jonas. AKA the one I can stand. However, there is something about this, and after ten minutes of staring at this picture (two of which were actually spent figuring out what was wrong) I finally figured it out. It's the hat.

It looks like someone sawed a football in half and stuck it on his head, non? It's just too much leather. A cap like that is supposed to sit jauntily, not be jammed on so tight it looks like it's glued there.

In order for the title to make sense, you have to say it like 'Hey Arnold!' the first and ultimate football head. 
-CE
Photo courtesy of Pacific.

The Jonas Bro?

Nick Jonas' mom, Denise, has confirmed to Parade rumors that Nick is doing a solo project.

“Nick is working on a solo act--it's called Nick Jonas and The Administration. Shhh! He's at the photo shoot for the album cover right now."

Hmm. I am unsure.  This sounds kind of like it might be a joke. I'm informed by my top Jonas expert, Molly, that Nick's nickname (haha) is 'Mr. President'. So this could just be a little inside joke at the expense of the gossip hounds.

Well they won't get me by golly. No siree.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Parade.

You do the math.

Lucky bastards. This is one of the times I hate being an only child. Really, not many other times does this happen.

Kevin Jonas announced this weekend that both Joe and Nick will work as best men at his upcoming wedding. Kevin's fiance (a word I hate, fyi) has two sisters- SO, THE MATH WAS PERFECT!

Screw you people. No tough decisions. No really hurt feelings- just an announcement.

But, nothing has been said about Frankie Jonas... the other one. Come on, you know that's how they think of him.
-TM

Theo, having more than one sibling makes a wedding more difficult. Kev Jonas was just super lucky- really having two best men is the only way to solve it. Besides, this way I can be your maid of honor without stepping on anyone's toes.
-CE

President Jonas.

Molly is going to make fun of me so hardcore for this, because I give her so much flak about loving the JoBro's. But I have to admit- Nick is rocking this suit. He looks très chic.

Nick was in Washington at the National Press Club to speak about Diabetes. Can you believe this kid is only 16? Well, we all know that his nickname is "Mr. President", and it may be a bit of a joke, but Nick isn't laughing:

"I've always had this dream of being President one day. As much as I joke about it and kind of say it to get a laugh, it is somewhat serious. I don't know if it will happen."

This is what happens when you become a pop star at the ripe old age of tween. You get a kid who suddenly believes it is even possible for him to become president. What is this country coming to?

Haha I kid, I kid- but seriously, if we have a JoBro for president...I just don't think I could take it. He's already a pop star. Don't be greedy Nick Jonas. Some of us are struggling to make even one of our many dreams come true before we die, not just before we get to high school.
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.

3 Strikes.

The Jo Bro's, Kevin, Joe, Nick and Frankie played in a charity softball game (in Virginia of all places), in which, I have to say, Nick totally went all out. He's running, diving into bases, not caring about his hair. Unlike his brother. And although there are three, you know which one I'm talking about. Joe...I did not see one picture of him with a hair out of place. He frustrates me.

Not many pictures of the Bonus Jonas, per usual, or Kevin, I'm assuming because he is now off the market. Bummer. And I mean that- he was the most normal of the bunch. I mean is. It's like because he's engaged, he's dead...yeah, it's not like that at all.

Who am I kidding. If he thought he was invisible before, just wait.

-CE