Jo Bro's Luv Them Some Mel Gibson.

This is actually pretty hilarious. Maybe the Jonas Brothers are OK.
-CE

My Brotha.

I love how the president can joke at Joe Biden. "Mr. President, this is a big *bleeping* meal!"

and then of course....

"I am glad that the only person whose ratings fell more than mine is here tonight. Great to see you, Jay," the President said. "I'm also glad that I’m speaking first — because we've all seen what happens when somebody takes the time slot after Leno."

 So funny. I almost died. Leno probably did too, although he was a good sport about it. He comes on after Obama and does some stand up. It falls a little flat. The audience is obviously pro-Conan, so for the first ten minutes it's polite laughter. Kind of awkward.

Then the joke about the Jonas Brothers and Sasha and Malia. Classic. Very adorable. This is Joe and Nick Jonas at the dinner in a choke hold from Quinton Aaron, the star of "The Blind Side".

Seriously, comedy gold. I love that we finally have a president who can LAUGH. and JOKE. And the joke isn't on him. He even pokes a little fun at what is going on in Arizona.

Hate that the Charlie Crist joke didn't go down too well. I hate that bastard. Florida's representative. Ew. He's so...crispy. And skeezy.

AND THAT EFFING VOLCANO even gets brought up. Never want to talk about that thing again.

Then around the 12 minute mark he talks about Jersey Shore (bitch!)

I can't help it. Love President Obama. I promise...when it comes to the important stuff, I try to be as even as possible.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Twitter.

Nick Jonas' First Single.

Nick Jonas' new single for his solo project The Administration. Catchy, yes. Hit? We'll see. Probably.
-CE

The Jonas Bro?

Nick Jonas' mom, Denise, has confirmed to Parade rumors that Nick is doing a solo project.

“Nick is working on a solo act--it's called Nick Jonas and The Administration. Shhh! He's at the photo shoot for the album cover right now."

Hmm. I am unsure.  This sounds kind of like it might be a joke. I'm informed by my top Jonas expert, Molly, that Nick's nickname (haha) is 'Mr. President'. So this could just be a little inside joke at the expense of the gossip hounds.

Well they won't get me by golly. No siree.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Parade.

3 Strikes.

The Jo Bro's, Kevin, Joe, Nick and Frankie played in a charity softball game (in Virginia of all places), in which, I have to say, Nick totally went all out. He's running, diving into bases, not caring about his hair. Unlike his brother. And although there are three, you know which one I'm talking about. Joe...I did not see one picture of him with a hair out of place. He frustrates me.

Not many pictures of the Bonus Jonas, per usual, or Kevin, I'm assuming because he is now off the market. Bummer. And I mean that- he was the most normal of the bunch. I mean is. It's like because he's engaged, he's dead...yeah, it's not like that at all.

Who am I kidding. If he thought he was invisible before, just wait.

-CE

Thoughts I've Been Collecting

Must See! Can't wait for it to come out- and Vera Wang is in the movie. I love Vera, she is truly a beautiful person. Why, you ask? Because, I watch WE tv like it's my job on Sundays and Vera always makes an appearance. So, yes. I love her.

Next, Liv Tyler. Love Her. Or, I should refer to her like lady from Cincinnati at a REDBOX said, "Aerosmith's Daughter." Really? All of Aerosmith got together, did the dirty then created Liv.

NYC Prep was new on Tuesday. Nothing really stood out that much, except Kelli is now our least favorite (excluding Camille, she doesn't count unless I refer to her) cast member. She cried of the french surfer boy that is now "dating" Taylor.

Congrats, Kevin Jonas. For the least attractive Jonas Brother, you did very well for yourself. Will we be seeing the future Mrs. Jonas on tour. Why did I we? Will our readers that rejoice in all that is Jonas be seeing the future Mrs Jonas on tour? Mostly likely.

I think that's all that I wanted to address. Cincinnati is cold... Lindsay is still a crackhead... Courtney has curly hair... I think that's all the facts.

-TM

Tween Hearts Break Across the Globe.

Not as many as if it were Joe or the little one, Nick, who is dating she-who-must-not-be-named, but hearts none the less. I won't waste time on the details, you've already heard them by now.

Not sure how I feel about this. He is only 21. She's probably around there. I know, I know, love happens, no matter what age you are, they'll defy all the stereotypes for marrying young! Yeah, maybe. I hope so. I also hope they have a good, long engagement.

Although, I guess something has to be said for being 21 and financially stable. And if what they're preaching is true, she's not pregnant. So, already, they are leagues above other kiddies their age rushing down the aisle.

Theo is on vacation for a few days, so we will have to wait on her opinion, but it shall come, and it shall be mighty.

-CE

Jonas Bros on Fire!

This picture frighted me- because for one second I thought that someone did what I've been secretly wanting to do for months. Don't get me wrong, I felt bad, but in the end, like I would be doing the world a service.

Because someone just needs to freaking burn Joe Jonas' weave.

At first I thought it would take care of itself. I mean, look at it- the thing looks like it has enough hairspray around it to fuel the fourth of July. I just figured it would go down like in Zoolander. Someone lights up near it and...well, I just pictured his eugogooly going something like this:

Kevin Jonas: "If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's (tween rock star's) life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight (hair spray fight) accident."

I guess I'm still on the hook for this one though. Wish me luck.

-CE

--Photos courtesy of WENN.com