Slumdog Soul Mates.

I love playing photo assumption with Patinto. It's just so fun because it's so untrue. Let's do it now:

Alright, so they aren't looking at each other, so obviously they are in two different places in their relationship. She is all about it, and their "super couple-dom", while he is wavering. Obviously, he is looking at another girl right now.

Love it. They are so cute. They were at the BAFTA awards supporting "Slumdog" director Danny Boyle who was receiving the Britannia Award for Artistic Excellence in Directing.

 

Boyle recently spoke out about the couple and said, 

“They seem to be real soul mates….and I’m sure more than that,” 

 

So adorable. No photo assumption could break these two up. That's why it's so fun.

-CE

Photo courtesy of JJ.

Violet Lovers Spat.

A photo is worth a thousand words, right? Well we're going to make assumptions from this photo, basically because I'm bored. I see this headline in US Weekly next week:

Slumdog Couple in Rocky Relationship

The story would go something like this: Dev Patel and Freida Pinto fight constantly. Dev is growing more and more distant, and Freida tells her friends she can no longer reach him. She finds consolation in the arms of Gerard Butler.

Because everyone from Jessica Simpson to your family pet is finding consolation in Gerard Butler's arms these days. He's turning into kind of a sleeze.

But anyways, that was fun! Love photo assumption. Hope they really aren't on the rocks, I love Patinto. I mean, they're matching for goodness sakes. All can't be totally unwell.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.