Royal Gains.

How does this HAPPEN? Corey Monteith, from "Glee" and Prince Harry of Wales. What event are they at together? And why is Harry wearing a hat with a US flag on it? 
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London Calling.

Theo tried to convince me to see "Get Him to the Greek" after a weak moment when I said it looked kind of funny.

Here's my rule: is it 'kind of' funny, or is it $7 funny? Then I have to go through the trouble of sneaking food and Coke in my purse...movies these days have to be worth it.

After seeing this picture? Not worth it. Eh. I'll leave it for the bored frat boys.
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Photo courtesy of WENN.

Divided Dress.

Katy Perry, who is engaged to englishmen Russell Brand, wore this dress divided with the American and British flags after arriving at her hotel in London on June 13. She wore the game in honor of the tied 1-1 US v. England World Cup game.

Question: Where did her eyebrows go? Those are very drawn on.
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Photo courtesy of JJ.

Gaga Meets the Queen.

Yeah this happened. Because England is so...cutting edge. You know Queenie loves her 'Poker Face'.

But more importantly, doesn't Gaga's dress look like the bastard child of Briney Spears' outfit in "Oops I Did It Again" and something out of Anne of Green Gables? You Anne Shirley fans know how she loves her puffy sleeves.

But really. This gives me absolutely no hope for the world.
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Photo courtesy of WENN.

Violet Lovers Spat.

A photo is worth a thousand words, right? Well we're going to make assumptions from this photo, basically because I'm bored. I see this headline in US Weekly next week:

Slumdog Couple in Rocky Relationship

The story would go something like this: Dev Patel and Freida Pinto fight constantly. Dev is growing more and more distant, and Freida tells her friends she can no longer reach him. She finds consolation in the arms of Gerard Butler.

Because everyone from Jessica Simpson to your family pet is finding consolation in Gerard Butler's arms these days. He's turning into kind of a sleeze.

But anyways, that was fun! Love photo assumption. Hope they really aren't on the rocks, I love Patinto. I mean, they're matching for goodness sakes. All can't be totally unwell.
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Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

Taylor, Taylor and Selena.

I once totally could not care less about Taylor Swift. I have no idea what it is, but she is beginning to melt my cold, cold heart with her...ugh- this is cloying even to write- country sweetness.

This week especially, since all these pictures of her in London have surfaced in the most adorable outfits! My sister kind of has these white sunglasses, except hers have tiny painted flowers in the corner. Totally cute. They make everything look kind of blue tinted instead of just dark the way normal sunglasses do, it's too cool, trust.

I do love that she isn't afraid to wear heels. Even when she was dwarfing Joe Jonas on the red carpet, she didn't really seem to care. He did though, you could totally tell. I bet that's what they broke up over.

The jury's still out on how I feel about her as an actress though. She's starring in Valentine's Day with Taylor Lautner, I'm going to assume it's a tween love comedy.

You always hear about awkward it is for actors to kiss in a scene, that it's not romantic at all because you have all these people watching you, but just look at this picture. That is so awkward. I get it now. Taylor L. is feeling the awk- seriously, look how he's standing, totally frozen. Taylor S. is all carefree and leaning in, and Taylor L. is just like...there. And I feel like I'm in middle school again.

And perhaps this is awkward for another reason- isn't Taylor Swift like, BFF with Selena Gomez? Now, her and Taylor Lautner have supposedly broken up, although I've heard rumors to the contrary, but either way, isn't this kind of a no-no in girl world? Even if it is for a job...that's a big elephant in the room. Especially when they're sitting in the theater together at the premiere, Taylor, Taylor and Selena. AWK.
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Photos courtesy of Zimbio.