Not Engaged.

Ok now that he's not all "Slumdog" Dev Patel has filled out a little bit and wow has it made all the difference.

They are my favorite couple of the moment. It's a big honor. Unfortunately they're not getting engaged- yet.

Dev's mother read rumors on the Internet that he was about to make it official, and "I was like, Mum, 'I didn't – trust me,'" said the British-born Patel, speaking to People magazine. "Nothing's happened. Everything is fine. I'm just shooting a film."

Still, while he isn't planning on marrying Pinto, he has nothing but good things to say about her. "She's very inspiring to me and just great support. She's a great friend and amazing."
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.

I Miss the Duck Phone.

Jersey Shore - MTV Shows

I am so FREAKING excited about The Jersey Shore. I'll refer to what Theo said last night- "It's time for the Jersey Shore to be on." So true. It's half past time. We need some GTL in our lives.

And some of the Situation. Up to his old tricks, gotta love it.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

I'll Give You This One

Few months ago, John Mayer promised fans he would tune down the jerk thing he's been working the past through years. After he dated Jessica Simpson, Mayer was barely tolerable. God, but after Jennifer Aniston- I had to stop listening to his music.

But, John Mayer tries to be funny. It worked this time. Fans "coyly" snapped a picture of him. He posted the pic on his site with the caption "You are not slick." Loves it. And, what the eff is on these girls heads? One girl with a fedora... okay. But, two sitting together. Just stupid.

I'm loving the smile on his face.

-TM

Ok, I laughed out loud when I saw this. This is hilarious. Especially when I went to his site and saw his description: 
"John Mayer has written over 30 self help books and lives in Nantucket with his wife Eileen and two sons, Max and Sergio. They have a dog named Brisket."
-CE 
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The Office Minus Michael?

Steve Carrell has confirmed that after next season he will be parting ways with "The Office" and...while I saw it coming, I'm sad. What is the "The Office" without Michael? I am lost. No idea what will become of it.

“I want to fulfill my contract,” he shared. “I think it’s a good time to move on.”

He also said he wanted to spend time with his family.

Jersey Shore ON the Jersey Shore.

The Jersey Shore did a "Rolling Stone" cover shoot on...where else, the Jersey Shore.

I never realized that there were so many of them. Angelina really needs to leave again. She sucks. And is lame. So double whammy, she needs ta go.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

World Cup Celebs.

Bill Clinton and Mick Jagger shared a booth at yesterday's US-Ghana World Cup game. Katie Couric was there too, which was weird. And Bill Clinton felt the need to pat her on the head, which I don't understand.

I guess there's some sort of bro code which prohibited them from acknowledging another alpha male in the vicinity, because I looked at every single picture of them from the event...no recognition at all. Nothing. Not even a respectful nod.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Yahoo.

Break Me Off.

Delta Spirit "Bushwick Blues" from Yours Truly on Vimeo.
Time to cut the celebrity crap non? Let's take a music break. Dance party y'all.
-CE