Kate + 2 Shows.

 

On Sunday, June 6, Kate Gosselin's new show, "Kate Plus 8" will premiere on TLC, the show is a series of specials featuring Kate and her eight kids on new adventures, beginning with “an exciting surprise trip to celebrate the sextuplets’ 6th birthday.” (Their birthday was yesterday and Kate threw a pool party for them.)

Later this year, TLC will premiere Kate's other show, "Twist of Kate".

I'm not commenting, just reporting. 

-CE

Photo courtesy of JJ.

A Kate Date?

Title of where I found this: "Kate Gosselin, New Hair and New Man?"

Proof: None. So let's photo assume, shall we?

This is an easy one. He's carrying what looks to be a Sally Beauty Supply bag. So he's either her assistant, or her boyfriend. Not much difference anyways, right? He also has a sour, unhappy look on his face- again, not much help.

He also happens to look freakishly like Tom Cruise when zoomed in on. I have no idea what to do with that information. You decide. Date or assistant?

-CE
Photo courtesy of celebuzz.

Sickness.

This cover is literally all I find sick in the world. ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG. Had to scream in my head, because my roommate is taking a nap.

It's sickening, non? Mon Dieu. Where did she get those? The Paris Hilton collection at Sally Beauty? And don't get me started about "Jersey Shore" and the whole Tiger Wood's controversy. I thought People was supposed to be the least smutty one. They actually feature stories on real, honest people. Not fake fame whores. Or whooor-ahs if you're from Jersey.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Fighting Back Vomit.

This makes me physically ill. 

Ok, I know. Technically, the Gosselin's are on the infamous "No Blog" list, but does that include Hailey Glassman? It's iffy. But this could not be ignored, and we're hurting for blogs this month, so I'm going to allow it. Pretending this didn't happen means they win. You know, THEM. Hate them.

Seriously. Uggs. This was apparently a "celebrity" boxing match in PENNSYLVANIA -real classy- where apparently she was the only thing anywhere near a celebrity in attendance. She was the referee. Apparently she is dating the promoter of the event, and Jon Gosselin wants to punch him. Or something. I don't really care about that.

I care about what's going on with her shirt in the back. Ed Hardy is bad enough, but the tears in the back? True class this girl.
-CE
Photo courtesy of FUG.

Crazy Eights.

Normally I hate them and loathe posting about the lovely (gag) Pratt family, but in this case, I had to laugh. They totally have just DONE the damn thing. I heard about all the John and Kate's that are going to be out on Halloween, but these two are perfect. Especially since everyone who watches "The Hills" knows that Spencer is anti-baby and Heidi wants...about this many. Maybe more.

Love it. Have to laugh, I really do. Also, it looks like they just got dressed up and went to the bottom of their drive way to do a mini-photoshoot with the paparazzi. So them.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Mikey Day and JMZ Crew.

Mikey Day is one of my favorite people ON the planet. Ever. I watched "Kath and Kim" because of him. I watch David Blaine Street Magic once a week because of HIM. 

Now that "Kath and Kim" is off the air, he is working for Jay Leno and that makes me so happy. Why you might ask? Just...watch the video. So funny. And I'm not breaking any of our blogging rules because I'm not blogging about a particular family of 8 children, but about Jay Leno and Mikey Day. So...yes. Enjoy.
-CE