Lose the Guido.

Take a last glimps of the guidos ladies- GQ transformed (eh not so much) the MVP + Ronnie crew into respectable, GQ worthy gents in their latest issue as part of their "Project Upgrade".

Actually they all pretty much look the same, except for Pauly D. How dashing is his new hair? I love it. Frank Sinatra would approve, non? He should definitely make the change. If Snook can lose the poof, Pauly can lose the...whatever you'd call that thing.

Ronnie still looks like a total vanook though. I don't know what that word means, so don't ask me. My cousins use it all the time, and it seems to fit. Maybe I even just made it up, but seriously, he looks like such a vanook, non?

Mike "The Situation" had an interesting tale to tell the mag: "It was my birthday this weekend, and these girls put cake on my body and ate it off," reveals the guy who only thinks he's a huge stud. "One girl said, 'You have the nicest chest I ever ate cake off.' I got pictures to prove it. I'll send 'em to you."

Lovely.
-CE

Miss You!

I miss this Penn Badgley. He wasn't trying to be sexy, and yet he is. Now, he's all emo and moody. I like old Penn. New Penn... not so much.

-TM
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Shapely Cover

Robert Pattinson is a good-looking guy. I'll admit that. He, like everyone else, has strong angles and then some very weak ones. A lot of the weak ones involve his body... He doesn't have a bad body, but he is shapes. He's a curvy man- not in a bad way, he just doesn't know how to work his angles. If he could work with Victoria Beckham for an hour, I think we'd see amazing improvements. Like, does he have shoulders in this picture?

-TM
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