Miss You!

I miss this Penn Badgley. He wasn't trying to be sexy, and yet he is. Now, he's all emo and moody. I like old Penn. New Penn... not so much.

-TM
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Shapely Cover

Robert Pattinson is a good-looking guy. I'll admit that. He, like everyone else, has strong angles and then some very weak ones. A lot of the weak ones involve his body... He doesn't have a bad body, but he is shapes. He's a curvy man- not in a bad way, he just doesn't know how to work his angles. If he could work with Victoria Beckham for an hour, I think we'd see amazing improvements. Like, does he have shoulders in this picture?

-TM
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Johnny Depp, Je t'aime.

Le sigh. You're looking at the main reason I love magazine cover come-out days. Every now and then you get something you actually WANT to look at.

He's in their 'Most Stylish Men in the World' issue, and Johnny Depp is just the beginning. There's also Brad Pitt, Anderson Cooper, Robert Pattinson...and many more. Le sigh. Love. I never used to gush over Johnny until I started watching '21 Jump Street'. Best descision I ever made.
-CE
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The Good News and The Bad News.

Sebastian Stan was out at GQ's Gentlemen's Ball in New York on Wednesday.

God he's sexy. Why isn't "Gossip Girl" using him more? He is a GIFT. A gift that they have at their disposal only because he's dating Leighton Meester. The writing on that show...terrible. What a waste. I hope "Kings" starts up again.

I put him in this post to give me the stomach for the next part. Sugar, aka Emmy Rossum was also there. Guess what bitch was bragging about?

She's in a movie with Zach Gilford, or Matt Saracen on "Friday Night Lights". She is SO not worthy of him. Get ready to wretch:

“It’s a love triangle between two boys and a girl. Zach Gilford and me and Ashley Springer, Alan Cummings is in it, Sandra Bernhardt...it’s kind of like a dark, sexy comedy.”

Yeah, and she's the girl of course. I just bet.

-CE
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Boy in a Dress Shirt and Tie

Totally different from a man in a suit, right? The shirt is too small, not tailored like Shaq. It's just ill fitted. The more pictures I see of Taylor Lautner the more he looks like a ten year old. He's only two years younger than me, but he's got such a baby face. So, not cute.
-TM

I just think it's weird that people are being so creepy about his abs. Do I have to remind everyone that he's seventeen years old? Gross. 
-CE 
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Hello...Ladies.

I once thought Shia Labeouf was the epitome of this creeper mantra. I mean, don't get me wrong, I always enjoy him in movies, but...yuck. It was something I was so sure of... and now there is doubt. My resolve is shaken. Besides his general attitude, I'll take you back and show you where I first got this impression. June 2008 GQ article, and I quote:

“I’ve been in love with every woman I’ve ever worked with (Megan Fox, Sarah Roemer and Michelle Monaghan). [But] there’s the three-month attention span that actors have. I don’t know if it’s mutual, but I really don’t care. They have to kiss me when ‘action’ gets called, anyway, so I’ll get what I want.”

Gross. I guess I don't know why it turned me off of him SO much, but then here we are, a year later, and I'm watching this, turning my head, and going, 'yeah, I get that. I wouldn't fight it.'

It worries me. Am I fickle? So easily swayed that him being nice to a fan (on a morning talkshow no less) is endearing? Charming, even? Also, I didn't find her annoying. Normally I roll my eyes and move onto something else when the shaking, teary fan comes on. She even makes him shout out to her friends...which I have to admit he pulled off with grace and humor. Still, no malice on my part. I thought she had a cute reaction. Maybe it was that I liked her outfit, her "meeting Shia outfit". More likely those crazy twi-hards are making other fans seem downright indifferent. Another thing I can blame them for.

But here's the rub, even in my newfound charity. She comes out, hands him his coffee and he says, "Oh, I wish I had a chair to offer you!"

You do LaDouche. It's called your own. Merideth Viera, who is half-past 50 is sitting on the floor and a young action star couldn't stand? I mean, he's short enough. Not like he would be out of frame or anything.

Maybe this is a passing phase. He'll say something weird, like he finds his mother attractive (Playboy, this year) next month and I'll start gagging everytime his name is mentioned again. All will be right in the world. I did however like his outfit in the picture above. I would wear it. Feel like it's a little lame though, like he thinks he's BA because he got a Dylan/pot reference through airport security.

Uh huh. Sure.

-CE

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