Tre Tre Doesn't Get It.

Sitting in the car repair office, free wi fi, yay! But I forgot my headphones, so I am blogging to the dulcet tones of the History channel, something about Nostradamus. It's actually kind of freaking me out. He predicted three anti Christs- first, Napoleon, second, Hitler, third...I'm thinking Teresa Guidice? Oh just kidding. She is just normal sauce stupidity. 

Tre is making me laugh. The above exchange appeared on twitter, and obviously...I mean...I always thought maybe on some level these people must know that people are laughing at them, even playing up their stupidity a little.

But I doubt it. I think they really act like that.
-CE
Photo courtesy of RT.

Tre Tre's Got Drop.

Watching Real Housewives of New Jersey right now, and this might be super bitchy, but I kind of thought that Teresa was skinnier than she is. I mean, she's got a good body, but if you promote yourself as a "Skinny Italian"...just look at this one:

Girl got some drop. She's got a little junk in the trunk and a belly. She does look fantastic for a woman with four kids her age, but with all that talk about how skinny she is, I'm kind of like, eh...not really.

Especially when you compare it to this one. I don't even know what say about her tan. She does have that kind of sun dried tomato look about her.

As for Joe...I mean, sexy. 
-CE
Photos courtesy of Daily Mail and InTouch.

New Jersey Meets Anne Geddes.

Oh this is so Jersey fabulous. This summer Theo and I became obsessed with the "Real" housewives of NJ. Especially Teresa's husband, Joe. Best line ever is when Teresa is showing him a couch she bought for that gaudy ass house of theirs (which I now hear is in danger of being reposessed) and is like, "Don't ya just love it?" and he says, "It's a couch- why would I love a couch?"

So wise. Joe is so wise. Anyways, these are their two babies, Audriana and Nicholas. Poor Joe. I don't think he's ever going to get a boy. Her shopping for all those damn girls is what's putting him in the poor house.

I cannot wait for the next season. Oh Lord...it can't come too soon.
-CE
Photo courtesy of dlisted.