Jessica and The Ball[er] in her Belly.

Disclaimer: Theo and I are Nick Lachey loyalists. We hold no sympathy for Jessica Simpson.

That being said, I can't believe I didn't think of this before, but isn't it really terrible to dye your hair when you're pregnant? I seem to remember something like that in Baby Mama.



Shame Jessica Simpson, we all know that platinum blonde doesn't naturally spring from your head.

Onto more important issues, an explanation has arisen about her gargantuan size. She has denied that she is carrying twins (and in fact, will give birth to a baby girl, reportedly to be named Maxwell after fiancée Eric Johnson's grandmother) but has released that her doctor estimates the baby to be 10 lbs.

Jessica Simpson of course, had something annoying to say about it when she spoke with Elle. 

 "[The baby] is in the 90th percentile of weight right now, so she's a big un. She's going to be a very big baby, but I guess that's what I get for letting a baller knock me up."

A BALLER. Really Jessica? A baller. First of all, when people say that, they are usually speaking about footballers, as in soccer. Or someone who has a lot of money. Eric Johnson is neither. He also wasn't a very good "baller" so...not exactly a bragging point.

This is worse than the time she tweeted about "her Yalie." And I don't even want to get into the implications of wearing a snakeskin dress to your baby shower.

Photo courtesy of Yahoo. 

Lizzie is Preggers!

This makes me feel really weird. I mean, remember when Hilly Duff was getting two-timed by Aaron Carter with Lindsay Lohan?

How times have changed. Really, at that point it was a 50/50 coin toss on which one of them would end up married with a baby and which one of them would end up addicted and having to pretend to be pregnant not to lose her job on a really horrible made for TV movie, just to support her drug habit. 

She announced on her website this morning:

“Hello everyone! This weekend, Mike and I are celebrating our 1 year anniversary! In memory of the special day, we decided to post some of our favorite pictures from our wedding! I can’t believe it has already been a year, time really flies when you’re having fun! We also want to share the exciting news that BABY MAKES THREE!!! We are extremely happy and ready to start this new chapter of our lives. Thanks to everyone for the continued love and support throughout the years!”

Anyways, congrats to Hillary and her Pens hockey husband Mike Comrie! So very sweet.
-CE
Photo courtesy of E.

The Baby Game.

Here's a pic Tia Mowry preggers! She and husband Cory Hardict are expecting a baby boy. Love that we are soon going to see all the babies from the Hollywood pregnancy pact of...well, 9 months ago.
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.

Baby for Mad Men Star.

Ok, they may be the CUTEST couple I have ever seen in my life. Rich Sommer, who plays ad exec Harry Crane on "Mad Men" and his wife Virginia, have announced the arrival of a son!

The new son, named Patrick Ryan Sommer, was born on Tuesday, August 31, in Los Angeles. Weighing in at 7 lbs., 9 oz. and 21 inches long, he's the Sommers second child -- they also have two-year-old daughter Beatrice.

"We are loving hanging with our happy, healthy baby boy, and appreciate our family and friends joining us in celebrating this exciting time,” said Sommer, 32, in a statement. “Also, he looks way better than I do in a onesie.”

Congratulations!
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.

New Addition for the Travolta Clan!

John Travolta and Kelly Preston are expecting a baby!

The family announced it on their website, saying, “It’s impossible to keep a secret … especially one as wonderful as this,” the family said in a statement on their official website. “We want to be the first to share this great news with everyone that we are expecting a new addition to our family. Love, John, Kelly and Ella"

John is 56 and Kelly is 47, but she totally has a rockin' bod- she can handle a later in life baby. She'll be Hollywood mom of the year. Love this wonderful news for this amazing family!

So wonderful. Gives me hope for the world.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Pretentious Baby.

Amy Adams just had her baby, a girl!

That's the good news. The sucky news is that she named it Aviana Olea Le Gallo.

Aviana? How horribly pretentious sounding.

I'm going to quote Meredith from "The Office" here when I say- get off your high horse, richy.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Secret Baby.

I had no idea that Jeffery Dean Morgan and Hilarie Burton were dating, let alone having a baby together, but hey...they have a lot in common- bad night time soap operas for instance.

They had a baby boy, name unreleased, a few MONTHS ago (that couple can keep a secret) and we want to wish them congratulations!
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Sandra Bullock Secret Adoption!

Um WHAT? This is great news! Really suprising, totally shocking news, but great! Sandra Bullock secretly began the process of adopting a baby four years ago with Jesse James, and in January brought home little baby Louis Bardo Bullock, and had decided to keep everything quiet until after the Oscars (see Brad, Angelina and Madonna- adoptions CAN be kept quiet)

"He's just perfect, I can't even describe him any other way," she said to People.

What a cutie!!! On the sadder side of things, she said she is "sad and scared" but filing for divorce from Jesse. She will also be finalizing the adoption as a single parent.

But she has a new baby, things are looking up for Sandra Bullock. I think she's going to be OK.
-CE

UPDATE: Jesse James' reaction, actually kind of classy:

"The decision to let my wife end our marriage, and continue the adoption of Louis on her own, has been the hardest. The love I have for Louis cannot be put to words. Not having him around to love and to hold has left a huge hole in my heart.

"Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go. Right now it is time for me to beat this addiction that has taken two of the things I love the most in life."


"I ask that you please do not judge Sandy for the things I have done. She has done no wrong. She played no part in any of this. She has been an amazing wife, mother, and best friend, for the over 6 years we have been together."

Photo courtesy of People.com.

Wahlbergs Welcome Baby Girl.

Mark Wahlberg and his wife, Rhea Durham welcomed daughter Margaret Grace Wahlberg into their lives on Monday at Ceders- Sini in L.A.

Baby Margaret joins three older Wahlberg siblings, Ella, Michael and Brendan.

Congratulations to Mark and Rhea! But he still creeps me out. Seriously, check out his wikipedia sometime. It's disturbing. Anyways...
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Thank God It's Not a Girl.

If this had happened two days earlier (and two days before the premiere of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians") I would have thought they planned it this way. I wouldn't put arranging the birth of a child around their reality tv show.

But anyways, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have welcomed their son, Mason Dash Disick into the world today.

Dash? Really? Get the reference, but won't that confuse people later on in life? Mason - Disick. Personally, just glad it's a boy. The world can't handle another Kardashian woman.

Anyways, Congratulations to the Kardashian/Disick family!
-CE
Photo courtesy of Life/Style.

19 and Counting.

Michelle Duggar has given birth to her 19th child after being rushed to the hospital for a gallstone and had to have an emergency C-secton. 

Josie Brooklyn Duggar was born at 6:27 p.m. on Thursday at an Arkansas hospital, weighing 1 lb., 6 oz.

Hmm. Brooklyn? David Beckham named one of his kid's Brooklyn. Oddly stylish choice for the Duggar family, but I guess at this point they're kind of running out of names.

Theo is so happy about this. She loves the Duggars.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ. 

It's a Girl!

Maya Rudolph and husband, director Paul Thomas Anderson, announced today that they have welcomed their second child, and second girl, named Lucille. Wonder if she is named after famed comedienne Lucille Ball?

Lucille was born on November 6 in Los Angeles and joins older sister Pearl.
-CE
Photo courtesy of People.

The Devil and Her Angel Babies.

Ok, this is not...funny. The wrong people are dressed up as the devil. God I hate fame-whoring.

Someone please take those babies away? Please?
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash.

New Jersey Meets Anne Geddes.

Oh this is so Jersey fabulous. This summer Theo and I became obsessed with the "Real" housewives of NJ. Especially Teresa's husband, Joe. Best line ever is when Teresa is showing him a couch she bought for that gaudy ass house of theirs (which I now hear is in danger of being reposessed) and is like, "Don't ya just love it?" and he says, "It's a couch- why would I love a couch?"

So wise. Joe is so wise. Anyways, these are their two babies, Audriana and Nicholas. Poor Joe. I don't think he's ever going to get a boy. Her shopping for all those damn girls is what's putting him in the poor house.

I cannot wait for the next season. Oh Lord...it can't come too soon.
-CE
Photo courtesy of dlisted.

Shakira and Babies.

In Shakira's interview for her Rolling Stone cover, she made the comment that,

“My body feels like it is asking to reproduce, to have a huge belly and carry babies.”

This is good news. This is what I am hoping for in order for me to eventually be able to have children. I keep hoping that when I'm older, I'll just have this moment, where I'm like, 'Ok, not so bad. Not disgusting.' I would still be pissed about not being able to guzzle Diet Coke 24/7.

Because right now, I see a baby bump and I wretch. Knee-jerk reaction. This is good news though, my theory has been verified. My body can trick my mind into thinking that pregnancy isn't the most disgusting thing ever. Then again, Shakira would probably one of the like, 10 pretty pregnant women in the entire world. Not the fat awkward waddling kind.

-CE

Photos courtesy of Rolling Stone.

It's a Girl!

Heidi Klum (Samuel) FINALLY popped a baby out of that freak looking stomach of hers, and it's a girl for Heidi and Seal, whom they have named Lou.

Congrazioni Heidi e Seal!
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash.

Jealous of a Baby.

Is it weird to be jealous of a baby? Look how cool Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is. The closest I ever came to being this cool was when I had pink Power Ranger gloves that made a cool noise.

And then I lost one of the gloves.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

Proud Parents.

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have finally had their baby! Thank God it has a nice, normal name:
Charlotte Grace Prinze.

I knew there was a reason I like them.
Congrazioni Sarah e Freddie!
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.

Gaga for Valentina.

Ok, Valentina Pinault is the cutest baby in the world. I want her and Levi Mcconaughey to be besties. Be little outdoor babies. Seriously, though, how cute is she?
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

NALEIGH? NALEIGH????

Katherine Heigl has named the Korean child she is adopting Naleigh. Whatever, sounds like a stripper's name, but whatever. The reason why is what is important.

It is a combination of Katherine's sister and mother's names (Leigh and Nancy).

Ringing a bell anyone? Hmm. Bell, why did I use that word? BELLA. Idiot Bella, aka Stephenie Meyers, named her baby RENESMEE. RENESMEE??? You just can't say it without a question mark at the end.

So shall be Naleigh's fate. I hope they change it. Or chang it as Theo and I like to say.
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.