Tre Tre's Got Drop.

Watching Real Housewives of New Jersey right now, and this might be super bitchy, but I kind of thought that Teresa was skinnier than she is. I mean, she's got a good body, but if you promote yourself as a "Skinny Italian"...just look at this one:

Girl got some drop. She's got a little junk in the trunk and a belly. She does look fantastic for a woman with four kids her age, but with all that talk about how skinny she is, I'm kind of like, eh...not really.

Especially when you compare it to this one. I don't even know what say about her tan. She does have that kind of sun dried tomato look about her.

As for Joe...I mean, sexy. 
-CE
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We still ain't cool

So, I've been m.i.a. for the past couple of weeks, because of an whole computer situation, but I'm back. Thought, I'd warm up by talking about someone that I hate- Scarlett Johansson. I've always hated her. She's just got this thing about her that screams hate me! And, she's never tried to dispel this. But, the one things I liked about her was her curves... and, now they're gone. She's turned into another Hollywood zero. Of course, she looks good- but it's a principle thing. Hate her.

-TM
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Much Better?

A couple of days ago, Star magazine published an article about Tori Spelling. The headline read that she was down to 95 pounds. She tweeted today:

“Star Mag…LIES! Literally not 1 factual thing in entire article. And, come 2 my house&weigh me Star! I’m 107lbs. if you care about FACTS?!?”

 Ummm... Tori. You're 5'6. At the very least, you should be around 117. Do you think you were really helping the rumors? I think not. Shut your trap and enjoy your magazine cover.

-TM
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When Will She Learn

Oh, Mariah Carey. Such a lovely voice, truly amazing. But, she's not a stick, which I really appreciate. It's nice to see a curvy woman topping the pop charts. I used to love Mariah- like hours of my life were dedicated to putting on "performances" to her music.

But, Mariah has body issue. And, the closer she gets to forty (five months left), more outlandish things she does. Last year, it was the fake six pack.

This week on The Today Show, she insisted on being lifted up. Like, the kind of lifts that Beyonce, Britney and Madonna do. You know... performers that dance. Poor Mimi is just a singer wanting to be an actress, dancing isn't her thing.

Clearly, that guy on the left is having a tough time. He's supporting all of her weight on one shoulder. I'm sure she's not more that 175lbs, but one shoulder- ouch. The entire thing looks so unnatural, like she decided to do it right before they hit the stage. Nick Cannon weights like 100 pounds. He totally could not do this.

-TM

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