For Real For Real?

This is so awkward. I mean, Bristol Palin is really trying, but when The Situation is a better actor than you? Ehhh. That's a blow to the ego. And daaaaamnn this convo is awkward. And would never happen in real life. Who wrote this? Probably B Palin (does anyone actually call her that?) and of course her bro, "the Sitch". Reminds me of Kim Possible.

New sign off phrase: Wapow. Mag-nums!
-CE

Marriage A Go-Go.

Was there a fire sale on weddings this week? Jeez. First, you have the most fascinating underage parental couple, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston getting engaged. US Weekly has the story and interview on that one. Kind of boring, really.

Then you have the sexist couple alive, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem...

Finally married. In the Bahamas, first marriage for both. Gotta love it.

Then you have that country princess bitch Carrie Underwood married to her hockey hunk where she "felt like a princess". Barf. If that isn't the most said quote of brides everywhere. People has that one.

Week of weddings.
-CE
Photos courtesy of JJ.

Resistance is Futile.

Um...did a robot inhabit her body and do this cameo? Bristol Palin should stick to her day job. Whatever that is. Yeah, she should just stick with being Sarah Palin's teen mom daughter.

...and when did "Secret Life" get even worse? Damn, I've missed a lot by getting a life.
-CE