Who's the Bigger Lame-O?

Ok sorry...I'm trying to quit laughing. This is Brittani Senser's video starring Levi Johnston called "After Love".

There's really so many things to be said, so I'll do the spark notes version:

Worst acting ever. Why is she touching herself so much? She is ugly/manly. That Johnston tattoo is really distracting. This white beyotch thinks she's Whitney. She's terrible. I also hate people who put an 'i' where the 'y' should be in their name.
-CE

Marriage A Go-Go.

Was there a fire sale on weddings this week? Jeez. First, you have the most fascinating underage parental couple, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston getting engaged. US Weekly has the story and interview on that one. Kind of boring, really.

Then you have the sexist couple alive, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem...

Finally married. In the Bahamas, first marriage for both. Gotta love it.

Then you have that country princess bitch Carrie Underwood married to her hockey hunk where she "felt like a princess". Barf. If that isn't the most said quote of brides everywhere. People has that one.

Week of weddings.
-CE
Photos courtesy of JJ.

It's Times Like These.

What the heck? I hate Z listers. Really, a pistachio commercial? This jackass (Levi Johnston) is a celebrity for knocking up a 16 year old girl? And just look at that tattoo on his arm. Did he get his name on his arm in case he forgets? Oh America, it's times like this I struggle...

The commercials also include Olympic swimmer Dara Torres; Brady Bunch alum Christopher Knight and America’s Next Top Model wife Adrianne Curry; Jackass prankster Wee-Man; The Sopranos gangster Vincent Pastore; Miss South Carolina beauty pageant contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton; the Denny quintuplets; and a real-life dominatrix.

-CE

Photo courtesy of Just Jared.