Marriage A Go-Go.

Was there a fire sale on weddings this week? Jeez. First, you have the most fascinating underage parental couple, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston getting engaged. US Weekly has the story and interview on that one. Kind of boring, really.

Then you have the sexist couple alive, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem...

Finally married. In the Bahamas, first marriage for both. Gotta love it.

Then you have that country princess bitch Carrie Underwood married to her hockey hunk where she "felt like a princess". Barf. If that isn't the most said quote of brides everywhere. People has that one.

Week of weddings.
-CE
Photos courtesy of JJ.

Caliente Couple.

Penelope Cruz is possibly the most beautiful woman on the planet. She's so gorgeous, casual or all done up, and she's got Javier Bardem.

Need I say more? Le sigh. He is the essence of awesome.

This is the caliente couple leaving an L.A. Laker's game.
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.

The Second Time Around.

I had totally forgotten that Penelope Cruz was pregnant until I saw these pictures this morning. It was like an awesome Christmas present I sneaked a peek at in November and by the time December 25th rolled around...it's the kind of thing that's even better because you forgot about it, you know?

Can you imagine this baby? Javier Bardem, whom she has starred in three films with, is the father and this baby is going to be a lot of Hispanic gorgeous. I cannot wait to see what they name it, as long as it's better than Sparrow. Oh Lord.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.