Way Back When...

Did anyone else completely forget that Alex Pettyfer and Emma Roberts dated??? Totally did not remember that. How times have changed. He was an adorable, unknown British actor then, now some sort of weird sex fiend who is probably stalking Dianna Agron.

Apparently he got the initials "ER" inked on his wrist. According to Wikipedia, he has seven, and here is where Theo is going to flip, he has one that says, "What Goes Around Comes Around" on his right shoulder.

We TOTALLY saw a girl with the EXACT SAME tattoo! How does that happen? Guess you're not as unique as you think, are you weird tattoo girl? YA BURNED.

-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio. 

It Makes No Sense!

An EAR tattoo? What the hell. It makes no sense. She got 'LOVE' tattooed inside of her ear... Seriously, I'm just so over this girl.
-TM

Why is her face a weird color? 
-CE 
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Spoke too Soon

Rumors are surfacing of that douchebag, Jesse James, cheating on Sandra Bullock. Apparently, he had an 11 month long affair with a tattoo model named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. First of all, how does one become a tattoo model? With each job, does she have to get a new tattoo? And, yes, Courtney, I checked. She's a tattoo model, not a tattooed model. Is anyone else as devastated as me? I loved Jesse James last week. Now, he can suck it. We're done! But, if this rumor is false, we can be cool again.

Sandra has cancelled a few appearances since the news broke this morning... not a good sign. F*ing Jesse James and his dumb tattoos.

-TM
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Maniac Max.

Maxime Talbot on the cover of Maniac magazine. Oh Lord. Love him. Hate the tattoo. Did not know that was there. It's a Superman design, but with a T where the S usually is.

 I will quote Dane Cook on this, and I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea: "Everytime I see a guy walking around with a Superman shirt on, I want to shoot him, and then stand over him and be like, 'Guess not, huh?'"

Exactly. If we get married, it's going to have to go. Check out an interview with the editor of Maniac magazine HERE about the cover- he's totally funny. I think I have a little bit of a crush on him. He looks a little like Roy from "The Office", right?

Then I watched THIS video, and totally forgave Max for the tattoo. Le sigh. How cute is he? 

Oh, and Brooks Orpik was also featured in the magazine. Eh, he's alright. He always looks so damn freaked out all the time. They put sunglasses on him for 3/4 of the pictures.

UPDATE: Here are the Brooks Pics. See what I mean? The eyes. DAMN boy. Calm down!

He does however, seem like a genuinely nice guy. So I feel a little badly for making fun of him. Oh well. You can see where he gets his nickname- Free Candy.

The Pensblog photoshopped his face onto the side of van with the words "Free Candy" on the side. Here he shows that looks can be decieving. 

I totally hate the writing in this magazine too. I should point that out. I read the articles and 'oh so cool' analogies like "bull shark into a fishbowl" seem to be the rule, not the exception. They think they real cool.
-CE
Photos courtesy of maniac.