Anderson and Ellen.

Anderson and Ellen...TOGETHER. So awesome.
-CE

Crisis Averted.

He's so adorable!!! Too bad he's a baby still.

Whew. Ain't that the truth. Bieber 2.0 crisis is over. He is not. He's more talented than Bieber, sure. But just a youngster. Bieber has some sort of strange thing going with the hair and the eyes...and the hair...

I digress. Point is, Greyson does not have these, and thank God. But he is super talented (although I could definitely see the potential for snotty little kid, non? We'll see if that sweet act is real) and I am for sure going to keep up with him.

He'll be on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson tonight!
-CE

It's cute that his hair wants to be like Biebers. Courtney always sees the potential for a snotty kid. As a former snotty kid, it's all about how you work it. And, let me tell you- I still work it.
-TM

All Hail Lord Gaga.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS KID!!!! My attention span is like...zip and I couldn't stop watching him!

Lady Gaga move over. This kid has TALENT.

According to his bio on his YouTube profile, Greyson Michael Chance is "very inspired by Lady Gaga and Augustana." Greyson additionally explains: "Lady Gaga is a freak but she has so much talent and her style of music is what I would like mine to be when I'm older. Augustana is one of the most underrated bands I think ever to step [on] the planet. They have so much talent it is not funny. They have such a good concept with folk and rock. It is very sad that they are so unknown."

Love how he calls the Ga a freak. I agree.

Ellen Degeneres has already snatched him up and is featuring him on Thursday (tomorrow's) show.

This is a DISASTER! I was just starting to get over Justin Bieber, and now we have Bieber 2.0? Is this a test? Because I am going to fail. I am in love with a 6th grader.

Sick.
-CE

Taylor Swift Gets Boo'd.

Taylor Swift was on "Ellen" the other day and since it's Halloween, she has been scaring all of her guests, and one epic scare was Taylor.

My roomies and I have been playing this game for a while- our bathroom is down this weird hallway that has other hallways branching off from it, and when one of us goes to the bathroom, someone hides in one of the hallways and yells, "gotcha!"

Scares me every time. We even have a tally up on the wall- when you get someone you get a tally. Just fyi it's pretty even. I know a lot of you don't believe it, but I can get people. I can.

-CE

She's So Fine.

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey. It takes a gorgeous woman to make me ignore Gabriel, but consider it done. Halle: 43 year old. I'll start with that. She's had a child in March of 2009, and now she's wearing cutouts (my mom wouldn't dare)!

She's so fine, right? The boys wanna call her Haaallllleeeee Berrrryyyyyyyy (Halle Berry), Haaallllleeeee Berrrryyyyyyyy (Halle Berry). It's a song... Hurricane Chris' She's Fine? No one. Well, here's Halle on Ellen talking about the song. Just listen and watch. The song is really crappy, but she's got one. Do you?
-TM
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Youtube Cutie.

This is so cute- Molly just made me watch "Miracle" for the first time a couple weeks ago so it fits perfectly. 

Ok, I'll be honest, I made her watch it with me because I read somewhere that it was Sidney Crosby's favorite movie. Man I'm lame. But this little boy is adorable- he memorized Herb Brooks' famous speech that they show in the movie and became a youtube sensation, and Ellen Degeneres had him on her show. He seems super excited...not. If you want to see the original, click here.
-CE

Oh That Ellen.

I promised myself only one blog this morning, maybe just two or three until I get my review into the Observer for King Lear. I'll give you a hint as to what I have so far- um, it was really good. So that's my starting point. Wish me luck.

Speaking of literary masterpieces, American Idol has finally replaced to ever- not fully present Paula Abdul. With Ellen DeGeneres. I totally see it. I mean, she knows nothing about singing or the music business, but since when has that ever really mattered on AI? Middle America loves Ellen. She made Robert Pattinson bite her and swooned at Brad Pitt, so they can convieniently forget that she's gay- a lesson I daresay she learned after it crashed and burned her first show Ellen. Loved that show. Still bitter they killed it. However this Vulcan mind game she's playing still befuddles some people, like my grandmother.

Me: "Want to watch Ellen?"
GMA: "Oh, I just don't like that Ellen."
Me: "Is it because she's a lesbian?"
GMA: "What? No."
Me: "What is it then?"
GMA: "...I don't know."

She's always "that Ellen" too. Le sigh- grandmother's say the funniest things.

Ellen will join as the fourth judge after guest judge appearances by Victoria Beckham, Avril Lavigne and Shania Twain. So all people really desperate for some publicity- expect Lindsay Lohan's name to be added to the list at some point. She had a non-singing career for a second there right?
-CE
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