The Lady Takes a Dive.

Too cool for you...

...what a loser.

Am I glad she finally tripped on her asinine Madonna rip-off heels? Yes. Do I think maybe she pulled a Kathy Griffin and did it to get attention? Possibly. Except unlike Kathy Griffin, if she DID do it, she wasn't trying to be funny- she was for real with that fake shit.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Celebuzz.

Seinfeld Says.

Jerry Seinfeld is my HERO. Ahaha there's a reason he's a bazillionaire. He knows where it's at- Lady Gaga should take notes.

This woman’s a jerk," Jerry said in an interview with NYC's WFAN radio “I can’t believe they put her in my box that I paid for. You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we’re living in now?”

"I don’t know what these people think or how they promote their careers," he said. "I’m older, I’m 56…I’m not one of these ‘all publicity is good’ people….Get an act—rhinestone bikinis and giving people the finger?" Jerry continued. "She is talented, I don’t know why she’s doing this stuff."

"You know, you take one ‘a’ off of that, you’ve got gag," Jerry concluded.

JUMP ON IT JERRY. He's the deal for real. I know Theo agrees with me. 

-CE

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Baseball Groupie Much?

This is why I hate the Yankees.

...and all I see here? A Madonna been there done that moment. Lady Gaga who?
-CE
Photo courtesy of Huff.

Don't Turn Around...Alejandro.

So Lady Gaga makes me want to barf, so I didn't watch her "Alejandro" video until today, because it took me until right now to get over what "Bad Romance" did to my psyche.

It's "Don't Turn Around". It is a total, 2010 version of "Don't Turn Around" by Ace of Base, one of my absolute favorite 90s band ever.

Lady Gaga not so original? Not a suprise. Seriously- one of the youtube mashups is above. Not just me thinking this. 

She also says "Alejandro" just like ABBA says "Fernando", but that one is probably more of a stretch.
-CE

Thanks Big Sis.

Lady Gaga's sister graduated from New York City's Covenent of the Sacred Heart, class of 2010.

...And this is how Lady Gaga showed up. Nice of her to stay under the radar, non? You know, let her sister have the attention for a day? She's a class act that Gagaloo.
-CE
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This is a Music Move

Lady Gaga's video for her single 'Alejandro' was released today. The flipping thing is nine minutes long! What the what? I get it Gaga you're all about being different but really, nine minutes?! Does anyone even like this song? It's so stupid. "Hot like Mexico," is a lyric, I'm sorry but I could have written that. And, I only know that one because it's in the title. I'm sooooo over her. She's really starting to freak me out. And, for trying to be so different she sure does have a lot of hot guys in that video. Does anyone else remember when she had curves? She's skin and bones now. Whatever appeal I saw in Lady Gaga is gone like her hips.

Anyone else think she's dancing like Tina Fey on 30 Rock?
-TM

Glee's Theatricality.

These are screen caps from the new episode of "Glee", entitled 'Theatricality' which apparently honors Lady Gaga.

Should be a good time.
-CE

All Hail Lord Gaga.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS KID!!!! My attention span is like...zip and I couldn't stop watching him!

Lady Gaga move over. This kid has TALENT.

According to his bio on his YouTube profile, Greyson Michael Chance is "very inspired by Lady Gaga and Augustana." Greyson additionally explains: "Lady Gaga is a freak but she has so much talent and her style of music is what I would like mine to be when I'm older. Augustana is one of the most underrated bands I think ever to step [on] the planet. They have so much talent it is not funny. They have such a good concept with folk and rock. It is very sad that they are so unknown."

Love how he calls the Ga a freak. I agree.

Ellen Degeneres has already snatched him up and is featuring him on Thursday (tomorrow's) show.

This is a DISASTER! I was just starting to get over Justin Bieber, and now we have Bieber 2.0? Is this a test? Because I am going to fail. I am in love with a 6th grader.

Sick.
-CE

Seriously? Still?

Really, Lady Gaga? Are you still doing this thing? Everytime I look at a picture of her, I have about 5,416 questions. Most of them involve, a sigh and then a shrug. Lately, I've been shaking my head at the computer. I guess I really really over performance art. Ugh. She's exhausting.

Lady Gaga is ruining Lady Gaga for me.

-TM

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With Gaga in the World

Oh Sh-t! She did not!! I've told you how much I love Elton and, now, I'm riding the Lady Gaga train. I'm going to try posting all night. But, OMFG. "How wonderful life is with Gaga in the world?"
-TM
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Fanta Gaga.

Apparently a visit to Florida requires Orangina hair in Lady Gaga's eyes?

This craziness comes as no suprise. Gurl is fake- crazy. Maybe her next move is becoming the next Fanta girl.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Bad Miley-mance

I hate this girl. Why does most of America love her? This is why people hate us. Just saying.
-CE

Mika's Poker Face.

Mika was on BBC's radio 1 this morning, and try as I might, I cannot listen to the actual feed. I am out of range or something...I guess because I'm in America. Blah. I need more BBC in my life.

I really like it- it makes sense for BBC because it's very Elton John, British pop-rock. He would totally do this cover, which is naturally why I love it. Theo and I are Elton fanatics. 

Anyways, don't just take my word for it, check it out here.
-CE

Fugly Perez.

What the fug is up with Perez Hilton? He is turning crazy with all this fame. He is literally turning into a charicature of himself. This is definitely a SEVERE case of I think I'm too cool-itis.
I mean, lets be serious...Ew. Pasty gross man legs do not equal not wearing pants. With a child's nightgown as a shirt no less. I repeat: Ew.

Yes, those are the Real Housewives of New York. You notice that no one above the C list reality show level was at this "CoCo Perez" party. Maybe it's a bit too hasty to think you're too cool for pants.

The worst part is, he posted these on his own website. He WANTED people to see these. He needs to stop hanging out with Lady Mi Mo.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Perez.

Lady Mi Mo.

I have nothing to say about this. Hence the cracked out title. It stands for Lady Minnie Mouse. Duh. I know, I know, I'm ridiculous, but seriously...I have no words except to say, why in the world would she try to make herself look MORE like a rat?

I will never understand.
-CE

Forget Something?

Um, here is Lady Gaga. Proving that famous people lie when they claim to put one pantleg on at time like the rest of us. Just because you're famous doesn't mean you cannot wear pants!! I don't care what else is going on in this picture.

No one is too cool for pans

-TM

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Hat Hair.

Madonna already happened, get over it. No one becomes great with insane haircuts. I hate people who say stuff like, "my body is a canvas, i am a living work of art..." that's not a direct quote, but it sounds like something she would say. I don't care if Kanye thinks she's cool enough to co-headline a tour with him. He's one of these people too. They belong together, so his opinion doesn't mean shiz.

Her head looks like a helicopter pad for toys. Or something you would rest a pizza on. I mean, I know it's difficult to find a hat that looks good, but this is going a little overboard. Maybe she's going for a French painter look though...I mean she has a...what, paintbrush in her hand? Don't know why. At first I thought she was eating yogurt.

Sad thing? For a while I thought that if I got a tattoo, it would be a peace sign on the underside of my wrist. I even drew it there in marker and left it for a few days. No more. This is why you don't get tattoos, because someday some poseur pop artist will show up with the same thing and you automatically become a follower of HER genius. Barf.

-CE

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