Coming Up Katniss.

AGHHH!!! I love, love love this! Cannot wait for The Hunger Games movie. Love Jennifer Lawrence...am all about this. Everything is coming up Katniss Everdeen these days- critics, fans, all about the series.

Love it. Cannot wait for more.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Ology.

Ryan Gosling and School Do Not Mix.

WHY. Why does Ryan Gosling do this to me? I'm supposed to be writing a paper on Giorgio Bassani and every time I get down to it, my mind wanders to Ryan Gosling. Intrusive little thoughts like, Ryan would make a great Alberto...I am 99% sure that my paper is going to be five pages on why Ryan Gosling would be great in a movie on a Bassani novel. Serious. It would take me about five minutes to get it down on paper, because it's already all written up in my mind. It's getting that bad.

Why...WHY does it have to be Jen from "Dawson's Creek"? I prefer when I see him with some random on the streets I can pretend is his sister, not possibly the beginnings of an amazing super couple. Arg.

Concentrate. I just need to concentrate.
-CE
Photos courtesy of EW.

Jim & Pam Forever.

Ok, I desperately tried to embed this video, but EW is mean and wouldn't let me. So you're just going to have to follow the bread crumbs, because at the end, there is the biggest, bitchinest ginger bread candy house.

It's Jim and Pam love. "The Office" is tonight and it is the perfect way to pump up for it. So adorable. SO adorable. I want to kill myself it's so freaking cute.

Is this issue out yet? Because I must have it. The wedding is on Oct. 8th. Are you ready? All their family is back, and apparently, Pam has a sister. Named Penny. Sure.

Pam is only four months along, which means Fischer is facing a series of progressively larger prosthetic bellies.  “When I sit down, it presses in on my bladder, so I actually feel like I have to pee all the time,” she says.  “And it makes my lower back hurt because I sway form wearing it. All that’s missing from a real pregnancy is my ankles swelling.” 

The baby comes conveniently sometime around February sweeps...my birthday is in February, therefore...I am Jim and Pam's baby.

The logic doesn't have to make sense, just go with it. 
-CE

I hate Pam. I find her very boring and even more average. SHE DROPPED OUT OF ART SCHOOL. Honestly, boom roasted sum it up best for me. I think she sends the wrong message. "Hey, if art school is too hard, just drop out... You'll have a Jim waiting for you." I don't know when it started or if I'll ever tolerate her, but my passionate hate burns on. And, I'm not a crazy twi-hard, I don't think Jim and I will hook-up. But, I wish Pam weren't so bland. God, that name.
-TM

THEO. DON'T YOU DARE. TAKE IT BACK OR ELSE. We will have none of that here.
-CE

Photo courtesy of EW.

Flipping Out.

You saw the Entertainment Weekly cover from earlier today- but what I just stumbled upon was this video of Taylor Lautner. And Kristen Stewart.

The kid must weigh 200 lbs and he is...a ballerina. How does he do it???

WOW is Kristen Stewart awkward. "you need to grow into your cahones." That is literally what she says. Taylor just laughs- I assume things like this come out of her mouth often. In the interview, she claims she, "is so not Bella". That's for sure. Bella is supposed to be awkward and gawky but Kristen really out does her. She talks about doing The Runaways on break in the article:
“If it was Twilight all the time, I would go mad. To just play one character for four years, it’s not what I do. I like to have variation. I like to change it up. To live one experience, it would be like I have this weird alter-ego, alternate life, instead of slipping into a character for 6 weeks, sucking it dry, and leaving. It would be like 4 years of living like a f***ng psycho person,"

Sucking a character dry. Poor choice of words.

I have a feeling that by the time New Moon rolls around I will no longer be thinking of Taylor Lautner as Shark Boy. Hopefully I will forget Kristen with that awful mullet.
-CE

ALSO: I would like to point out that I have the jacket Bella is wearing in this picture. It's from J Crew. I also have the same Hunter boots she wears in Twilight. She needs to stop shopping in my closet.

I Run With Werewolves.

UGH. I thought I was kind of over the whole Twilight mania thing, and...I saw this, and was instantly excited. I can't deny it. I am a total Jacob fan. Edward is obsessive and controlling- do you really want that for the rest of your life?

Jacob and Bella can have fun together. Their lives don't consist around one serious, intimate and life-altering moment after another. Jacob doesn't control Bella.

Jacob and Bella could have babies that wouldn't claw their way out of Bella's stomach. (RENEESME???! God, I won't go into that- Jacob would never let her name a poor child that).

I like Jacob more than anyone. Yes, even Bella. Don't hurt me twi-hards. Dare I say, I would hate to be Bella Swan. So serious and self important, busy with being so "different" all the time. It must be so damn difficult.
-CE