Eclipse Trailer.

OMG.

Just kidding. It looks pretty much like the other ones. I've read the book- I know how this ends. In a bloody blaze of Stephenie Meyers horrible writing.
-CE

Golden Globe Crasher?

I'm not sure how Taylor Lautner ended up presenting an award. Like, seriously? Him? There wasn't anyone better? Last year, everyone freaked out because Kristen Stewart did not want to be apart of the Globes. Her reason? She didn't want to be know as the girl from Twilight. But, I'm with her, because Lautner just looked like an idiot. Yeah, yeah... he's in Valetine's Day, but who isn't? I actually make a cameo in it, no big deal.

-TM
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SNL Goes to the Wolves.

EEEEEEEEKKKKK!!! Taylor Lautner! SNL Promos!

ARGGHHHHH!

I bet it's gonna be funny.
-CE

Photo courtesy of JJ.

SNL Goes to the Werewolves.

GASP. Twi-hards, get ready. Everyone else, hold on to your hats: Taylor Lautner will be hosting SNL on Dec. 12, US Weekly reports.

Apparently execs attempts to woo Robert Pattinson have fallen flat, and what a shame. It would be funny, no doubt. New York would shut down with the influx of crazies, but it would be worth it.

What do you think? Can we expect to see a wink for Taylor Swift? A little Shark Boy throwback action?
-CE
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Taylor's SNL Monologue.

So Taylor Swift's much anticipated appearence on SNL was last night and...barely any mention of Kanye. I get it. Why let that d-bag take over every special moment? Would have been funny though. And you KNOW that NBC tried to get him in there though. Their ratings would have gone through the roof. Or at least come up a good bit from the basement.

She ended her monologue-song thing with these words:

“We have a great show. Kanye West is NOT here, so stick around. We’ll be right back.”

She tried really hard. It was sweet. It made me want to laugh more, which is half the battle. Love the digital short making fun of "Twilight". AND Amy Poehler was there for my favorite, "REALLY. With Seth and Amy".

Which leaves us to the real question: Are she and Taylor Lautner dating?
-CE


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Tay Tay Moving Swiftly.

Ok, lame punny title, I know. But the two Taylors went out to dinner on Monday, after Swift had spent all day at the Forum in Inglewood filming her new music video.

The oh so cutesy thing about the dinner? Swift's mom was also there. Aww. Meeting the parents. Must be weird to know what your daughter's boyfriend looks like half naked, especially if he's Taylor Lautner.

Do I like this couple...hmm. Can't decide. Time will tell. Maybe I'll have to go see that "Valentine's Day" movie they're in to know for sure.
-CE
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Tay Tay.

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner seem to be an item. Awkward. Discussion at dinner: Whatever do we call them? Conclusion: Tay Tay.

This is them at a Los Angeles Kings (that's hockey ladies and gentlemen) game yesterday, seemingly on a date, and dressed alike, which is a sure couple sign. It's something you can't stop- it just happens.
-CE
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Boy in a Dress Shirt and Tie

Totally different from a man in a suit, right? The shirt is too small, not tailored like Shaq. It's just ill fitted. The more pictures I see of Taylor Lautner the more he looks like a ten year old. He's only two years younger than me, but he's got such a baby face. So, not cute.
-TM

I just think it's weird that people are being so creepy about his abs. Do I have to remind everyone that he's seventeen years old? Gross. 
-CE 
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Taylor, Taylor and Selena.

I once totally could not care less about Taylor Swift. I have no idea what it is, but she is beginning to melt my cold, cold heart with her...ugh- this is cloying even to write- country sweetness.

This week especially, since all these pictures of her in London have surfaced in the most adorable outfits! My sister kind of has these white sunglasses, except hers have tiny painted flowers in the corner. Totally cute. They make everything look kind of blue tinted instead of just dark the way normal sunglasses do, it's too cool, trust.

I do love that she isn't afraid to wear heels. Even when she was dwarfing Joe Jonas on the red carpet, she didn't really seem to care. He did though, you could totally tell. I bet that's what they broke up over.

The jury's still out on how I feel about her as an actress though. She's starring in Valentine's Day with Taylor Lautner, I'm going to assume it's a tween love comedy.

You always hear about awkward it is for actors to kiss in a scene, that it's not romantic at all because you have all these people watching you, but just look at this picture. That is so awkward. I get it now. Taylor L. is feeling the awk- seriously, look how he's standing, totally frozen. Taylor S. is all carefree and leaning in, and Taylor L. is just like...there. And I feel like I'm in middle school again.

And perhaps this is awkward for another reason- isn't Taylor Swift like, BFF with Selena Gomez? Now, her and Taylor Lautner have supposedly broken up, although I've heard rumors to the contrary, but either way, isn't this kind of a no-no in girl world? Even if it is for a job...that's a big elephant in the room. Especially when they're sitting in the theater together at the premiere, Taylor, Taylor and Selena. AWK.
-CE
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Literally Snake Skin Leggings.

''[Jacob and Bella] are so open, and they can tell each other everything. So it was very important for me and Kristen to grow very close before doing this.'' -Taylor Lautner to EW.

These are some awesome pictures that get me really pumped for the movie, because I've been really wary about the chemistry between them. Especially when he has that fugly long wig on. It weirds his face out.

Two notes: I really want Taylor's jacket, and...snake skin leggings? Not sure I would have made that choice.
I love Bella's hair in this picture. I say Bella's, because I know it's not Kristin's. Her eyes too, I suppose those are hers. But then she has to open her mouth, which I know for sure is hers:

''I love that kid. I would do anything for him. I would kill for him, literally.''

I will say to her what I once said to my friend Alison when she saw a couple on the street full on making out and said, "I'm going to throw up. EVERYWHERE." Everywhere Alison? Really. EVERYWHERE.Literally Kristen? Really. Literally.
-CE
Photos courtesy of EW.

Flipping Out.

You saw the Entertainment Weekly cover from earlier today- but what I just stumbled upon was this video of Taylor Lautner. And Kristen Stewart.

The kid must weigh 200 lbs and he is...a ballerina. How does he do it???

WOW is Kristen Stewart awkward. "you need to grow into your cahones." That is literally what she says. Taylor just laughs- I assume things like this come out of her mouth often. In the interview, she claims she, "is so not Bella". That's for sure. Bella is supposed to be awkward and gawky but Kristen really out does her. She talks about doing The Runaways on break in the article:
“If it was Twilight all the time, I would go mad. To just play one character for four years, it’s not what I do. I like to have variation. I like to change it up. To live one experience, it would be like I have this weird alter-ego, alternate life, instead of slipping into a character for 6 weeks, sucking it dry, and leaving. It would be like 4 years of living like a f***ng psycho person,"

Sucking a character dry. Poor choice of words.

I have a feeling that by the time New Moon rolls around I will no longer be thinking of Taylor Lautner as Shark Boy. Hopefully I will forget Kristen with that awful mullet.
-CE

ALSO: I would like to point out that I have the jacket Bella is wearing in this picture. It's from J Crew. I also have the same Hunter boots she wears in Twilight. She needs to stop shopping in my closet.

I Run With Werewolves.

UGH. I thought I was kind of over the whole Twilight mania thing, and...I saw this, and was instantly excited. I can't deny it. I am a total Jacob fan. Edward is obsessive and controlling- do you really want that for the rest of your life?

Jacob and Bella can have fun together. Their lives don't consist around one serious, intimate and life-altering moment after another. Jacob doesn't control Bella.

Jacob and Bella could have babies that wouldn't claw their way out of Bella's stomach. (RENEESME???! God, I won't go into that- Jacob would never let her name a poor child that).

I like Jacob more than anyone. Yes, even Bella. Don't hurt me twi-hards. Dare I say, I would hate to be Bella Swan. So serious and self important, busy with being so "different" all the time. It must be so damn difficult.
-CE