UPDATE: SIT DOWN

Here's the video of Barrymore's speech. I can't even watch it again. On the after party press circuit, she was still going on and on. Finally, she used the word "humbled" and I was done.

-TM

Fist Pumping like a Champ

Robert Downey Jr. won Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture of Sherlock Holmes. Tomorrow, I'll write more about my favorite things from the show! A list of the rest of the night's winners is after the jump!!

-TM

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Don't Hurt Nobody

Mo'nique played the mother of Precious... in Precious, in case you didn't know. She was also the first winner of the night. Her speech was heartwarming and genuine. After each category, winners and presenters head back stage to snap a few pics. Or, in Mo'nique's case, a few necks because girlfriend worked it... not in a good way. It was too much. Mariah Carey taught her a few too many posing lessons. Her arms are hairy, rumor has it- she doesn't shave her legs.

-TM
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Golden Globe Crasher?

I'm not sure how Taylor Lautner ended up presenting an award. Like, seriously? Him? There wasn't anyone better? Last year, everyone freaked out because Kristen Stewart did not want to be apart of the Globes. Her reason? She didn't want to be know as the girl from Twilight. But, I'm with her, because Lautner just looked like an idiot. Yeah, yeah... he's in Valetine's Day, but who isn't? I actually make a cameo in it, no big deal.

-TM
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Rachel off Friends

That's how Ricky Gervais introduced Jennifer Aniston. Ouch. He's had some digs so far, but most people have taken it and brushed it off. But, not Rachel- I mean Jennifer, she looked shaken and then almost showed her privates. Get it together, Aniston. Brad isn't even there.

And, yes. I did pick the picture that looks like Butler's grabbing her whoohoo.

-TM
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SIT DOWN

As I'm writing this, Drew Barrymore is accepting an award for something. I just want her to shut up, the entire thing seems fake. Like, I want to her to SIT DOWN! Her dress is so so and the best part of her speech was when she kissed Justin Long at her table. I love Drew. I love her because she seems real and edgy- not sweet. Now, she's acting sweet and humble, thanking people that wanted "her to be a good person." What the hell? Not cool.

-TM
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What a Classy Man

Oh, Bill Paxton. You're a sore loser. After losing to Michael C. Hall (of "Dexter) who was recently diagnosed with cancer, bloggers everywhere (except here because my TV is older than me) freaked the eff out. Paxton, of "Big Love," was caught mouthing "I got beat by cancer." Wow, what a class act... I'll try to find a video.


UPDATE:



That's the best video I can find for now. What do you think?
-TM
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You Know Me

You had to know they were coming. My couple crush, Heidi and Seal, showed up at the Globes looking amazing. Honestly, I hate Heidi's dress. But, it's her, so I love it regardless. And, I won't get started on Seal because there are or other things that can be said.

-TM
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All the Funny Ladies

Like, all the singles ladies, that song by Beyonce? You know that one... Sorry, it's getting tough to come up with titles for each post. But, here are Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, who lost to Edie Falco for the Best Performance by an Actress in a TV Series, looking lovely on the red carpet. Will Arnett ain't too shabby either, maybe a little too orange.

-TM
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Her Golden Globes

Mimi put those suckers away. This is just, um, too much. She's not even nominated for anything. And, yes, that is an excuse. If you can looks at her face, I love her make up, but it's hard to focus. No girl crush here.

-TM
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Forget something?

What the hell, Anna Paquin? Did you forget about your feet? I like the dress, but it's kind of played. Haven't we seen this on Beyonce or maybe Kate Hudson. But, seriously, those shoes are fraking fugly.

-TM
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Hitting the High Note

So far, the cast of "Glee" has looked nothing less than amazing on the red carpet for the Golden Globes. I missed most of their interviews, because - frankly there are just a lot of them. Can everyone take a look at Dianna Agron? Freaking Gorgeous!

-TM
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A Golden Couple

It's raining at the Golden Globes, yet my personal couple, John Krasinski and Emily Blunt look hot. I hate them, but I love them. It's just not fair, is it? All of the people freaking out behind them, and they're just blissfully in love. Sons of bitches. Emily's dress is amazing, I'll try to find the designer tomorrow. She's nominated for Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture. I love/hate/want to be them.

I'm going to try to blog during the show! Check back often.
-TM
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