Her Golden Globes

Mimi put those suckers away. This is just, um, too much. She's not even nominated for anything. And, yes, that is an excuse. If you can looks at her face, I love her make up, but it's hard to focus. No girl crush here.

-TM
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Glitter's Bubbly

That's right. Mariah Carey has a champagne coming out... seems oddly fitting. Couple of weeks ago, Mariah won Breakthrough Artist Award for Precious at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. Well, she was getting crunk before the award and admits that she's "a little difficult". This is better than Anna Nicole Smith, because Mariah has that guy who's trying to commentate.
-TM
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When Will She Learn

Oh, Mariah Carey. Such a lovely voice, truly amazing. But, she's not a stick, which I really appreciate. It's nice to see a curvy woman topping the pop charts. I used to love Mariah- like hours of my life were dedicated to putting on "performances" to her music.

But, Mariah has body issue. And, the closer she gets to forty (five months left), more outlandish things she does. Last year, it was the fake six pack.

This week on The Today Show, she insisted on being lifted up. Like, the kind of lifts that Beyonce, Britney and Madonna do. You know... performers that dance. Poor Mimi is just a singer wanting to be an actress, dancing isn't her thing.

Clearly, that guy on the left is having a tough time. He's supporting all of her weight on one shoulder. I'm sure she's not more that 175lbs, but one shoulder- ouch. The entire thing looks so unnatural, like she decided to do it right before they hit the stage. Nick Cannon weights like 100 pounds. He totally could not do this.

-TM

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