Desperate House-Whoring.

Yuck. I don't want Terri Hatcher anywhere near my "Glee". Especially since "Desperate Housewives" has hit the ratings basement. It might be catching. Also, if some sort of random tornado hits, and starts killing people and wrecking lives, I'll start killing people and wrecking lives.

This is the kind of act that reeks of desperation.Terri took her daughter Emerson to a CD signing at a Barnes and Noble at The Grove in L.A. on Saturday.

Do you see a daughter anywhere? Yeah. That's what I thought.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

The Devil and Her Angel Babies.

Ok, this is not...funny. The wrong people are dressed up as the devil. God I hate fame-whoring.

Someone please take those babies away? Please?
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash.

Killing Two Birds With One Pumpkin.

Oh it is so ON. This is the ESSENCE of the Great Pumpkin Scam. Like hell she is going to carve that pumpkin. She's there for the press. Paris knows what's going on. I'm surprised it took her this long to figure it out and get her fame whoring ass on over to the pumkin patch.

Here's the best part- you know she is totally holding that pumpkin in front of her stomach so that people will speculate that she's pregnant. Yuck.

Jokes on her- no one cares.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash.