Jake Gets an Eyefull.

This is the luckiest ass in all of L.A. right now, and that's saying something.

Having Jake Gyllenhaal hate to see it go and love to watch it walk away on you? That's just about the biggest compliment I can imagine.

Wish it was me.
-CE
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We've Been Wrong...

We've had it wrong this whole time. Jake Gyllenhaal has revealed that his name is actually pronounced "Yil-en-HOO-luh-hay".

Just messing with you suckers! He keeps a totally straight face though. Have to give him huge props for that. Great, amazing job.

ITN reporter Nathaniel Lippiett also got "Prince of Persia" co-stars Ben Kingsley and Gemma Arterton.

Star-Studded (Vampire) Weekend.

So hilarious video that somehow slipped through my grasp- Vampire Weekend (love) and Jake Gyllenhaal (love) and Joe Jonas (I will never admit to anything) in the same music video.

Hilarious. Sorry for the slip- busy and such. Enjoy.

-CE
Photo courtesy of Pitchfork.

It's a little creepy.

Reese Witherspoon's clones walking in LA yesterday. It's eerie how much Ava and Deacon look like their mother. Why even bother mentioning Ryan Philippe? He only seems to have contributed drama to their marriage and then divorce. But, Reese is single again. Fresh off of a break up with Jake Gyllenhaal. Rumor has it that he was ready to settle down with her, and she wasn't. If Jakey G ever asked me to do anything, I would. No questions asked. I'm still rooting for them though... I guess.

-TM
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The Tale of Jake, Pittsburgh and the Terrible Towel.

In possibly the funniest interview I have seen in a while, Jake Gyllenhaal on Jimmy Kimmel explains his experience in Pittsburgh, and his newfound love for the Steelers, which he also shows to us (wink wink) if you know what I'm saying.

I don't even know what I'm saying. Just watch the clip, you'll get it. Thanks to reader Megan S. for bringing this clip to our attention.
-CE

Stars Make It Down To Seasame Street.

Jake Gyllenhaal will be making his way to "Seasame Street" this season, helping them out with a 12-part series of episodes called "Shalome Seasame" to teach Jewish-American kids about Jewish culture.

Other stars you can expect to see: Michelle Obama, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Cameron Diaz, Hugh Jackman, Paul Rudd, Ricky Gervais, Eva Longoria, Matthew Fox, Christina Applegate and Adam Sandler.

Woah. That crazy little street is popular. I should hang out there.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.