Adopt Me

I wish Matthew McConaughey would buy me an official Brazilian World Cup jersey and adopt me. I know, I'm 19 and technically an adult, but I just want to be one of them.  I have never seen something so precious.

-TM
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It's Just Not Fair

Seriously, this is the ugliest child I have ever seen. Like, I'm sitting in the library with physical reaction to this child. I want to throw up. Her name's Sadie Madison and clearly she's Adam Sandler's daugther. I just want to add that Sadie is the name of Courtney's dog, I can see the resemblance. Wikipedia (I know, shut up) says that Sadie is almost four... and that she has a younger sister. GOD HELP US ALL!

Here's Tina Fey with her daughter, Alice (simple, yet cute name) Richmond, a few weeks ago at a charity event in NYC. They're about a year apart and yet Alice is so much cuter. Poor, Sadie Baby - yes, that's what I call the dog too. She's going to have a tough life.

-TM
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Oh, Sweet Child of His

What the hell are these kids on? What are they wearing? Where is their mother? Who dressed them? Why do their glasses look so stupid? I just... I can't. Ryan Philippe, stop making your adorable kids look so fug!
-TM
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New Baby News!

Parks and Recreation star Amy Poehler and Will Arnett announced today that they are expecting their second child! The couple already has a one year old son, Archie, and will be celebrating their seventh year of marriage in August.

Congrats Will and Amy!! Welcome to the NBC family, babyyy.

-TM
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Beauty and the Baby

Gisele Bundchen is on the cover of April's Vogue. The spread was shot months apart with Gisele posing with her and Tom Brady's youngest son, Benjamin. The butt of the baby is already more cute than some kid's faces. You have to worry about celebrity's genes, two beautiful people are supposed to make ugly babies right? Maybe, you should take a look back at Brady's eldest with another supermodel, Bridget Moynahan.

Damn you, Tom Brady. And, your good looks and genes.

While, the photos are precious, Gisele's interview pisses me off. First, I'm not a mother- but still, shut up. Two, this is the same woman that said child birth wasn't at all painful. On staying fit, Gisele said:

"I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds."

People do kung-fu?! Plus, you're a freaking supermodel. Blessed with a high metabolism and millons for someone to teach you KUNG FREAKING FU! Calm it down, lady. Let's not get all high and mighty on ourselves. Oh, wait. Too late.

-TM
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Can You Hear Her Now?

So, here's another issue I had with the Grammy's. It seemed like 7,416 people and their cousins received Lifetime Achievement Awards. Yet, I'd only heard of Michael Jackson and he was the only person to have his award accepted by someone on stage. These someones were his kids. Michael and Paris. If you don't know, my suitemate is obsessed with MJ and therefore his kids. She, literally, screamed when the kids walked out on stage. SCREAMED. Her middle name on facebook is still "RipMichaeljackson". She also goes on to describe him as "her first true love" and she's also been known to do the dirty to "Man in the Mirror". But, this screaming took it too far for me. The kids were fumbled and sounded nervous- which I found endearing. And when my neighbor stopped screaming, I realized how much these kid's lives are going to suck. For them, it has to be worst than being rich. They're the King of Pop's kids, how do you live up to this? You'll always have crazy girls screaming your "father's" name. Yikes! I liked them better with thier faces covered- MJ knew what he was doing.



-TM
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Bright Side

On Thursday, the college football season ended with Alabama beating Texas for the national championship. Texas' Colt McCoy was injured, then returned, but not to full form. Stinks, but on the bright side- Matthew McConaughey is one of the horns biggest fans. And with Matt comes Levi.

Levi is presh. Just so adorable. He was with his father cheering on the Longhorns at Pasadena. Besides Kingston Rossdale, Levi is my favorite celeb child. I imagine his little sister, Vida- born on the fourth, will be stealing our hearts soon enough. How can you look at his face and not smile?

-TM

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It's a little creepy.

Reese Witherspoon's clones walking in LA yesterday. It's eerie how much Ava and Deacon look like their mother. Why even bother mentioning Ryan Philippe? He only seems to have contributed drama to their marriage and then divorce. But, Reese is single again. Fresh off of a break up with Jake Gyllenhaal. Rumor has it that he was ready to settle down with her, and she wasn't. If Jakey G ever asked me to do anything, I would. No questions asked. I'm still rooting for them though... I guess.

-TM
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More Baby News!

So much baby news lately! People.com is reporting that Amy Adams is expecting her first child with fiancee Darren Lagello. The two have been together for seven years and met in 2001 in an acting class.

Congrazioni!
-CE
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It's a Girl!

Maya Rudolph and husband, director Paul Thomas Anderson, announced today that they have welcomed their second child, and second girl, named Lucille. Wonder if she is named after famed comedienne Lucille Ball?

Lucille was born on November 6 in Los Angeles and joins older sister Pearl.
-CE
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Cover Babies.

Hmm. I don't know about THIS. Don't celebrities try to shield their children from the spotlight? I don't know many children under five who have already been on the cover of Elle magazine, do you?

Plus her head is at a strange angle. I think it's supposed to be maternal, but it just looks painful.
-CE
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The Many Faces of Ava Jackman.

How cute is she? This is Ava Jackman sitting on her dad, Hugh Jackman's shoulders as they walked home together from school. To borrow a phrase from the tabloids, celebs are just like US!

The best part is that Hugh seems totally oblivious to her little faces. That's got to be a funny moment when he catches a glimpse of these. I'd probably print one out to put on the coffee table. Adorable.

I know finals are coming up, but take a lesson and smile like Ava today kids!
-CE
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Love from a Parent

The Seal Factor. I love Seal. Like, I find him to be the sexiest man alive. Today, I was traveling and I saw a guy playing with his son. They went up and down the escalators for at least thirty minutes. The smile on that child's face just made my day. Really, I just wanted to smile and cry, because there is nothing more amazing then the love of a parent. The smile on there faces can't be replicated. This is how Seal and Leni look. My mom would say regarding him carrying her and her bag, "That's love!"

Have you seen this commercial? I love it. I am lucky enough to have a dad like this. The one that traveled when I didn't play, told me when I'm wrong and never let me forget he loved me. He'd die for me, like Mama Eck would for Courters... after they agreed on a suitable time and who would drive.



Anyways, Seal has legally adopted Heidi Samuel (formerly Klum)'s first daughter, Leni. This story didn't really take me by surprise, but it's always important to mention good news!

Congrats to the beautiful (like, gorgeous) family of six!!
-TM
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Patchwork Family.

Everyone dressed up for Halloween yesterday in the Pitt family. Brad was DJ Lance Rock from the kid's favorite show, "Yo Gabba Gabba", which I happen to know is also a personal favorite of Theo's, and Angelina was a...dead person I think.

As for the kids, Maddox was a dead soldier (odd, yes), Zahara was Batgirl and Shiloh was a jet-fighter.

I guess the twins are a little young, but where is Pax? No Halloween for Pax?
-CE
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Halloween Hint?

More adorable celebrity babies. Matilda Ledger, who is 4 as of yesterday, on her way to school in Brooklyn this morning. She was also holding a Cinderella figurine- maybe a hint as to what she's going to be for Halloween?

I always hated Cinderella. What a lame-o. I'm with the evils on her, she's such a drip.
-CE
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Cutest Babies Ever.

Ok, probably they are the cutest children on the planet. On the whole planet. Seriously, when I have children, I can only hope they would be this adorable. I mean they are just...SO CUTE.

I can't stand it. So adorable. And little Seraphina- what a doll. I love how normal this family is, just enjoying a day at the park.

Why can't Tom Cruise's family be that normal?
-CE
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The Power of Words.

Seal released a statement today about the birth of his third child, Lou, with Heidi Klum. I'm just prepping you for this. It's truly so heart warming. Also, take note, Seal says "our fourth child," even though Heidi's eldest, Leni, is from a previous relationship. I love him, like I'm now adding 'The Seal Factor' to my list of husband worthy qualities.

It's difficult to imagine loving another child as much as you love your existing children. Anyone who has a family will tell you this. Where will one find that extra love? If you love your existing children with all of your heart, how then can one possibly find more heart with which to love another?

On Friday, Oct. 9, 2009, at 7:46 p.m., the answer to this question came in the form of our fourth child and second daughter. Lou Sulola Samuel was born, and from the moment she looked into both of our eyes, it was endless love at first sight. She is beautiful beyond words and we are happy that she chose us to watch her grow over the coming years.

Word sawoon. Is that possible? Cause, I really am feeling it.
-TM
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Consider it a Victory.

Suri Cruise is going Catholic! Well, she's going to a Catholic Pre-School. Court and I can tell you, from years of experience, that this the way to go. Apparently, Tom and Katie have been battling about where little Suri would start her education. Katie attended Notre Dame Academy, an all-girls schools for high school. I mean, she grew up in Ohio, was one of five children and her middle name is Noelle. Sound pretty Catholic to me.

This picture reminds me of a friend of ours. Suri is slowly growing into Claire. She's already got the crazed cupcake eye and red shoes.
-TM

This is weird. I know a ton of people from Ohio who have gone to Notre Dame Academy. But I think there are more than one. But that's cool. Also, anyone with the name Katie has a 87% chance of being Catholic. Just an observation.
-CE 
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Showing Some Attitude

I love Kingston Rossdale! So adorable as he waits for Father, Gavin, to finish pumping gas. And, he's watching Cars. Oh, so cute.
-TM
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Baby Girl for SNL's Bill Hader.

SNL cast member Bill Hader and his wife have welcomed a new baby girl with a thankfully normal name, Hannah Kathryn.

Congrazioni Bill e Maggie pour voi bambina!
-CE
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