Turning 18, or Desperate 45?

Ok she turns eighteen tomorrow, so the gloves should be coming off.

I mean, seriously? Seriously. I saw these and I just felt bad for her. Demi Moore and her recently separated mother- who looks like she'd be happy if someone looked her way and said, "haha Tish you whore bag!" because she is THAT kind of grownup- are desperately clinging onto the youth of their daughters, sucking it from them like leeches.

And then her recent ex-boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, is seen out holding hands with some nobody but a wanna be somebody blonde yesterday...what choice does she have but to grab the closest thing around- some Nickelodeon dude who needs to cut the hair on his head and start growing some on his face (Avan Jogia)- and do something skanky in a hotel back room with him.

...While wearing a leather bra and pants. The worst part, although probably the best part in her eyes, is that it is all captured on some seedy hotel camera. Damn. Girl has problems. Like, Tori Spelling's character in a Lifetime Original movie problems.

I gotta feel sorry for her on this one. Plus there is braided hair on her cake. That's weird.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Just Jared

The Next Generation.

Davy Davy Davy. Love him. Hate him. Doesn't really matter- anyone who shares genes with James Franco has got to be worth a second, third and fourth look, right?

Details is coming out with their "The Next Generation of Hollywood Men", and he is one of the featured boys. Also on the list? Miley Cyrus' beau Liam Hemsworth, who I must say is looking mighty fug on this shoot, she can have him.

His "How you know him" section says this: As an MIT student in the Nicolas Cage thriller Knowing; in the pages of Us Weekly, for reportedly dating Miley Cyrus.

Ok, so he was basically an extra, then he met Miley Cyrus and became famous. Hmm. Similar pattern that we've seen before? Who the hell was Justin Gaston before they started dating? No one. And still, the only thing he is known for is dating Miley Cyrus. And being an extra on "Glee".

 Now here's something promising. Ben Hollingsworth, from Ontario. Love the last name Hollingsworth- sounds like a song. Anyways, he's 25, and the last thing he was in Ashton Kutcher's quickly canceled CW series The Beautiful Life.Ew. We'll try to look past that. Plus, this made me laugh: 

"I was once in a theater production of A Few Good Men. I shaved my head, gained 30 pounds of muscle, and was walking around town in dog tags—I got a little Method. People came up to me and were like, 'Thank you for all you do.' And I'm like, 'Oh, you saw the show?"

Anyways, back to Dave Franco: 24 (hmm only four years older than me...) native of Palo Alto, FL and of course, brother to James Franco. He is of course, most recently on "Scrubs" as Cole Aaronson. Next up is the big time: he's starring opposite Zac Efron in "The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud". Zac Efron= the big time.

Oh Davy Davy Davy.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Details.

Straight outta Jersey

The Shore that is. Miley Cyrus and her new costar and beau, Liam Hemsworth, look like they belong on MTV's Jersey Shore. For real, the cutouts and facial hair. They could easily be Snooki and The Situation. Do you watch the show? Claire and I love it, more so we love reality television. It's just classic.

Anywho, Miley and Liam are in Australia, probably visiting his family. I'd say this sounds like a big commitment, but remember when she was dating the Male Model. Justin something? I don't know. But, he was said to be the one. Now, Liam is the one. And, if I recall there was a  Nick Jonas "hook up" in between there. He, too, was once the one.

But, that's how the Cyrus' work. They put their shit out there, shamelessly.

-TM
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