I hope celebs and normal people will learn soon to stop taking pictures of themselves having sex or naked. It's never cute and they are always at some point seen by people that are not supposed to be see them. The most recent idiot victim is Kesha. Yes, Kesha. I refuse to spell it with a $. I'm not posting the pictures here, because honestly she is gross enough. If you want to look at them, click here for the link. Warning... they are graphic.
Ok she turns eighteen tomorrow, so the gloves should be coming off.
I mean, seriously? Seriously. I saw these and I just felt bad for her. Demi Moore and her recently separated mother- who looks like she'd be happy if someone looked her way and said, "haha Tish you whore bag!" because she is THAT kind of grownup- are desperately clinging onto the youth of their daughters, sucking it from them like leeches.
And then her recent ex-boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, is seen out holding hands with some nobody but a wanna be somebody blonde yesterday...what choice does she have but to grab the closest thing around- some Nickelodeon dude who needs to cut the hair on his head and start growing some on his face (Avan Jogia)- and do something skanky in a hotel back room with him.
...While wearing a leather bra and pants. The worst part, although probably the best part in her eyes, is that it is all captured on some seedy hotel camera. Damn. Girl has problems. Like, Tori Spelling's character in a Lifetime Original movie problems.
I gotta feel sorry for her on this one. Plus there is braided hair on her cake. That's weird.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Just Jared
"So did you just get back from Europe?"- Ryan Seacrest.
Duh.
Here is my thought by thought commentary on the video:
Why does she sound like she's chewing tabacco or something? Tell me, what does she know exactly about girls being in abusive relationships? It seems to me like all the guys she has ever been with have been completely whipped because they needed her to become famous.
And news to Miley's mom and Ryan Seacrest- it's not a good thing to get younger every day. Did no one see Benjamin Button???
"Billy Ray better be having the Olympic Games with that." EW RYAN SEACREST YOU GROSS LITTLE GNOME. That's her mother, first off, and secondly...GROSS.
It makes me hate myself a little to say this, but...she's wearing a jean shirt. Just saying. Ugh. The self-loathing came more quickly than I thought.
"I don't listen to any pop music." Five minutes later... "I listen to Lady Gaga!" GURL. THAT IS POP MUSIC. POPULAR. POP. MUSIC.
And it's a little early in the day to start crying "my life isn't fair! I didn't get credit for stuff because Disney, the only reason I'm famous, held me back, but they can't hold me back anymore!"
Now I'm just super distracted by that red flashing light in a room in the background. What's up with that?
Now I'm wondering if those studs on her jacket could be used as a weapon.
Oh, creepy Ryan is back on the mom thing again.
...and there is a part 2. Sorry I can't do this to myself again.
-CE
I don't even know what to say about this. I'd be too humiliated to use this... Really? It's weird enough to have random family pictures on the background, but Twilight?! Disturbing. Gross.
-TM
Obviously MasterCard is team Jacob. -CE Photo Source
Seriously John Mayer? Serious. John Mayer just might be the king of "I think I'm Real Cool". This jacket is his crown and cepter. There is just something about it that screams 'D-bags, I am your leader!'
Who buys a white jacket anyways? Not practical. And is that the outline of an iPhone I see in his pocket? Yeah. Case closed.
And check out below. How awkward is he with Alexa Chung? Creeper.
-CE
What. The. Hell. This is what I mean when I say, "I hate stupid tattoos!!"
While Gossip Girl's ratings are down by 33% since last year, Ed Westwick is off getting tattoos. He already had some stupid ones, but now he's got the naked lady and a feather... I don't know which one is worse. Really, not quite sure.
Who would want to date him? He's gross. He should focus on being Chuck not Ed. Ed is a gross reptile. Chuck is rich and we now know is capable of loving.
-TM
I just threw up in my mouth a little. He is so skeezy. It's not even just the tattoos, it's the look. Serious, give me Chuck Bass any day. He is a ton classier. Who ever thought they would ever say that sentance? -CE
U of Oregon and Boise State are playing right now, and I couldn't help but notice the Oregon Duck's jersey. Well, I couldn't miss them.
They're awful.
The Ducks are usually known for their awful outfits - excuse me uniforms, but these are down right awful. The color scheme is all wrong. And, keep in mind - these have to be worn by men that are on averaging 6'2, over 215 lbs. Not a good look.
-TM
"I don't really understand the stuff on the shoulders" - ESPN
Evan Rachel Wood is going to be on True Blood. I can see it. She's a good actress but...
Ew. Marilyn Manson isn't something that goes away, like rehab. It taints you as a human being for the rest of time. Like yogurt that is still before the expiration date, but...you just don't quite want to eat it. It just looks off. Even if we forget, we'll still look at her, cock our heads to the side and wrinkle our nose in distaste.
But vampire Queen is probably a good role regardless. She has a haughty way about her, so we'll see. I don't automatically hate this, but she weirds me out. -CE Photo courtesy of WENN.
These are Lindsey Lohan's feet. Gross, did I even need to say gross, cause it is?
Remember when Brittney went into gas stations without shoes on, because that was truly disgusting. But, here were are. Another, blonde starlet (yes, blonde) that is possible on the verge of a breakdown.
Maybe, psychologist should be looking for disgusting feet or lack of decent sanitary skills. Just an idea.
I got sucked in. Right now, as I am typing this, I'm watching the show
This isn’t the first episode, I saw the cheerleader that was still as size zero about five months in.
She and her mother are pregnant. Both of their boyfriends live there with them. I forgot to mention that this is her grandmother’s house, who is now sleeping on couch.
But, dammit, then it happened. They cannot afford to move out- their faces crushed me. And then the news that they were being kicked out of their current place. I was, honestly, on the verge of tears. Then, both pregnant women went off on the grandma (who is the only one with a full time job).
The tears were gone. And, I am pissssed.
How did this make it to television? Shouldn’t this people be likeable?
The 16 year old’s brother is named Taccoa. Gross. What.
I’m not writing about this anymore.
She should have stayed in school.
Okay, I kept watching. They named the baby Weston after the father, who is really the saving factor of the show. He's cute, too. Sucks to be him? Harsh. Memaw said it best. "They are old enough to have sex, they should be able able to take care of a baby."
