And #1 is...

Well it's that time of year again. The time when women are objectified for profit and it's considered an honor.

That's right. I'm talking about Maxim's Hot 100. This year's big winner?

Katy Perry.

The magazine says they chose her because Katy is, "is the best friend you suddenly realize you’ve loved your whole life. The rad chick who taught you how to skateboard and whistle and also looks unbelievable in a bikini."

What an accomplishment. I can at least hope that her talent factors into the decision somewhat. Unfortunately last year's winner Olivia Wilde took a dive and landed at #20. Ouch.

After the break are the rest of the winners...

Frat Boy's Bible.

Ugh. First of all. Next, COMPLETELY forgot to post about this, but this is only the latest in Amanda Bynes disappointments. I mean- her Cosmo cover from earlier this year? Tragic. This...le sigh. Were is our adorable, clumsy heroine of "She's the Man"?

Who edits this magazine? Frat boys? I see beer, sex and sports on this cover. I mean, really. How cliché can you be? Although to be fair, women's magazines can be just as bad- which is why we make fun of them too.

Side question: why won't she take her hands out of her pocket? Just seemed strange.

I knew this day would come as soon as she started hanging out with Perez Hilton. Ugh. My childhood feels gross now- thank God Mary-Kate and Ashley never pulled this shiz.
-CE
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