She Disappoints.

Oh Amanda Bynes. I remember when I looked up to you. I remember when I thought you were a role model for girls.

I was wrong. You dyed your hair extra OC blonde, started wearing tight, skimpy "all I have is my bangin' body" dresses, hanging out with Perez Hilton...le sigh. It breaks my heart to see the girl behind "She's the Man" look like this.

Those shoes? They say it all. They speak volumes. Especially since every other word they say is "like" and "OMG".

Amanda Bynes has turned into a dumbass. Into the girls she used to mock. She's like her own evil twin. Pimping herself out by looking like every other desperate girl in Hollywood.

I feel like a father who sees his daughter walk down the stairs in stripper heels and too much black eyeliner. Sad. Wondering what went wrong. 
-CE
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Retired at 24.

Amanda Bynes has quit acting.

I bet that lasts for about...four years. Maybe five. But the part of me (and it's a big part) that is so upset at the possibility of the next "She's the Man" not getting made.

The thing that bothers me- she TWEETED IT. Really?! You quit the job that you have had practically since birth, and you TWEET it. Really.
-CE
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Frat Boy's Bible.

Ugh. First of all. Next, COMPLETELY forgot to post about this, but this is only the latest in Amanda Bynes disappointments. I mean- her Cosmo cover from earlier this year? Tragic. This...le sigh. Were is our adorable, clumsy heroine of "She's the Man"?

Who edits this magazine? Frat boys? I see beer, sex and sports on this cover. I mean, really. How cliché can you be? Although to be fair, women's magazines can be just as bad- which is why we make fun of them too.

Side question: why won't she take her hands out of her pocket? Just seemed strange.

I knew this day would come as soon as she started hanging out with Perez Hilton. Ugh. My childhood feels gross now- thank God Mary-Kate and Ashley never pulled this shiz.
-CE
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Jessica Simp...I Mean, Amanda Bynes.

Oh Amanda Bynes. What happened to you? Once you were a normal, fun, goofy girl, and now you look like a Jessica Simpson knock off. It makes me feel super ill, and I can't defend her anymore.

I don't really respect Cosmopolitan anyways. Eh, give me Marie Claire any day.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.