Kurt Finds His Teenage Dream.

This is literally exactly how I picture rehersals for all male Glee clubs going.
-CE

Divided Dress.

Katy Perry, who is engaged to englishmen Russell Brand, wore this dress divided with the American and British flags after arriving at her hotel in London on June 13. She wore the game in honor of the tied 1-1 US v. England World Cup game.

Question: Where did her eyebrows go? Those are very drawn on.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

And #1 is...

Well it's that time of year again. The time when women are objectified for profit and it's considered an honor.

That's right. I'm talking about Maxim's Hot 100. This year's big winner?

Katy Perry.

The magazine says they chose her because Katy is, "is the best friend you suddenly realize you’ve loved your whole life. The rad chick who taught you how to skateboard and whistle and also looks unbelievable in a bikini."

What an accomplishment. I can at least hope that her talent factors into the decision somewhat. Unfortunately last year's winner Olivia Wilde took a dive and landed at #20. Ouch.

After the break are the rest of the winners...

Kitty Purry meets Snooki.

Guess who Katy Perry met at the Grammy's? You guessed it- Snooks. Lovely picture, and you can see Russell Brand in the background, non?

Katy posted this to her twitter the other day, and...well, you know what they say- a picture says a thousand words.
-CE

Timbaland Say What?

This is the video for Timbaland and Katy Perry's new single "If We Ever Meet Again", which is...so romantic, non? It is off of his next album, Shock Value II.

“I wanna make something deep,” Timbaland has told MTV of the video, “I don’t know if I wanna make it like a relationship. I wanna make it like she saved my life with whatever depression I was going through, whether it be drug depression, weight-loss depression - something. … Will she be around if I go through this again?”

Hint: I was kidding about the romantic part. Tara Reid is a deep as this song. It's not bad though, but lets just call it what it is.

-CE

Photo courtesy of JJ. 

A Rumor Baby.

Rumors have been circulating from, of course, nothing that Katy Perry is pregnant.

Clearly not.

Similarly to the infamous 'Food Baby', the rumor baby is fleeting.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash.

Cupidity.

Katy Perry and Russel Brand have officially announced their engagement. I think everyone saw this coming, and I think they're adorable and really love each other. But.

Yep, there's a but. To borrow a phrase from Zenon, I have an inky feeling about this. They haven't been dating that long, and...hmm. Can't put my finger on it. Let's just hope I'm wrong?

Anyways, despite my misgivings, congratulations! The couple got engaged on New Year's Eve in India, where he proposed to her in a tent at the foot of a mountain. ECHHH. See what I mean? It's TOO perfect.

And why does Russell Brand always look like he's botched putting fake tanner on his face?
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Not So Random?

Ok, I'm kind of starting to see it. Am I weird for that?

This is Katy Perry and Russell Brand at John Galliano fashion show in Paris on Wednesday.

Does anyone else besides me see it?
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

It's True.

Yuck. It's true. Now that I see it, I feel like they've been dating for a while. Maybe this was inevitable. Or I'm psychic. That's probably it.
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.

First Instincts.

Love this outfit. Like her. Hope she's not dating Russel Brand.

Yeah, he's funny. But he's also gross. I was really starting to like her. Le sigh, this happens every time. My first instincts are always right.
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.

VMA's: Fab to Fug.

Most fab:
Katy Perry. Have to say I dig this, especially since she was doing "We Will Rock You" later. Very appropriate. Plus it's the VMA's, aka fun time, although this is a little tame for some of the things I've seen her wear.

 Beyonce, way more classy than this dress would let on. But it's B- she can do whatever she wants and still look fab. She has tested this rule many times.

Now the fug:
Just as her sister made it on our best dressed, Solange Knowles fugs it up big time. I...am not even sure where to begin. I look at this and see that she needs therapy. Someone is very unhappy being in second place. 

Really Adrienne Bailon? You didn't look in the mirror think maybe that this might not be the best idea. Ugh, the dress is bad enough, but when you add the boots...ugh. Again. 

Only two of each for space reasons, but of course there were far more in both catagories. Don't even mention Lady GaGa, there isn't enough space in the entire internet for me to talk about that crazy fug. Of course Taylor Swift looked adorable as well, but the least interesting part of her night was what she was wearing, unfortunatly.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Just Jared.

Taylor, Taylor and Selena.

I once totally could not care less about Taylor Swift. I have no idea what it is, but she is beginning to melt my cold, cold heart with her...ugh- this is cloying even to write- country sweetness.

This week especially, since all these pictures of her in London have surfaced in the most adorable outfits! My sister kind of has these white sunglasses, except hers have tiny painted flowers in the corner. Totally cute. They make everything look kind of blue tinted instead of just dark the way normal sunglasses do, it's too cool, trust.

I do love that she isn't afraid to wear heels. Even when she was dwarfing Joe Jonas on the red carpet, she didn't really seem to care. He did though, you could totally tell. I bet that's what they broke up over.

The jury's still out on how I feel about her as an actress though. She's starring in Valentine's Day with Taylor Lautner, I'm going to assume it's a tween love comedy.

You always hear about awkward it is for actors to kiss in a scene, that it's not romantic at all because you have all these people watching you, but just look at this picture. That is so awkward. I get it now. Taylor L. is feeling the awk- seriously, look how he's standing, totally frozen. Taylor S. is all carefree and leaning in, and Taylor L. is just like...there. And I feel like I'm in middle school again.

And perhaps this is awkward for another reason- isn't Taylor Swift like, BFF with Selena Gomez? Now, her and Taylor Lautner have supposedly broken up, although I've heard rumors to the contrary, but either way, isn't this kind of a no-no in girl world? Even if it is for a job...that's a big elephant in the room. Especially when they're sitting in the theater together at the premiere, Taylor, Taylor and Selena. AWK.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Zimbio.

Katy Wasn't Lying.

Katy Perry's boobs really do pop out of everything. Obviously with this outfit, she didn't jump around quite enough, cause they look very close to leaping out of this...eh, i'm having a Selena flashback. Jennifer Lopez's last good movie. These bra things were super popular in the late 80's, non?

Anyways, I feel Katy's pain here. It sucks to worry about this all the time. I wish I had the guts to wear one of these. Or perhaps that is the problem- I do have the gut. Am desperately trying to stave off the sophomore 20. It's a thing. Going to the gym tomorrow, absolutely.

-CE

Photos courtesy of WENN, in case you didn't know.

Breaking the Rules.

I wear almost this exact same outfit everyday in the winter while I'm up at school in Indiana, and no way do I look anything like Katy Perry (while in Australia- their winter is our summer).

Damn. Everyone is supposed to look ugly in winter wear. Why isn't she following the rules?

Katy- start walking around with chapped lips, dry, windburned skin, awkward coat lumps, and frozen hair. Then maybe I'll start blogging about you again.

Rules like this are made to be followed- she's effing up the curve for the rest of us.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

The Power of Prayer.

Now I know why I like Katy Perry so much- we share the same curse. Katy recently said that when she was a little girl she prayed to have big (as our fave New Jersey housewives would say) bubbies. AND, she hasn't nicknamed them like that idiot Jennifer Love-Hewitt, who refers to her "girls" as Thelma and Louise. Barf. Anyways, Katy told The Sun:

"I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn't be able to see my feet. Eventually that request was granted. A bit of divine intervention displays the power of prayer!"

I never prayed for them, but I these so-called blessings leave me no perks but being able to store money and phones safely. Downside: back problems, and creepy guys staring down your shirt- I'm 5'3", everyone can see down my shirt. Turtlenecks for me. And those are just a few of the weird ways your bubbies can affect everyday decisions. You turn 16, and all of sudden you have these huge mammaries controlling your life.

Usually I do what Katy is doing in this picture. Trade secret amongst busty girls- no one can tell your bust size when you're wearing a life jacket.
Here is one way they affect Katy's, and I basically do this too- that is, when I decide against strapping them down with Ace bandages around my chest à la Christina Ricci in Now and Then. Since Katy has had a few wardrobe mishaps onstage, she takes precautions:

"Every time before I go on stage, or go out where I know there will be a lot of photographers, I take a skipping rope and spend about ten minutes, fully clothed, skipping. I look like Rocky. This way I can ensure that everything is firmly in place and I won't have a wardrobe malfunction. Don't want those boulders doing a show of their own!"

Le sigh. If only I could give some away to those in need.

PS- I have her sunglasses. We are more alike than I thought.
-CE

Candy Shop Katy.

This is another GREAT example of someone I used to hate but now love. I don't know if it's her peers (Jessica Simpson, Lady GaGa, Lilly Allen...) who make her seem so much better, but I think she's just so adorable now!

She has funky style without being self important like Lady Idiot, and she always looks like she's headed to a candy shop. I also love how she has a cat named Kitty Purry. Shiz like that makes me crack up.

So A+ for Katy Perry! She has graduated from dislike and possible ambivalence to endearing. You go Katy.
-CE