Sidney Crosby Can Do Everything. Officially.

IS THIS A FREAKING JOKE??? Is there anything he can't do? Really? Anything?

There must be something. I'm going to figure out what it is. Or else the next Chuck Norris is going to be Sidney Crosby.
-CE

Steven Strasburg Makes Debut.

Poor thing. You can tell Steven Strasburg is under a lot of stress. No wonder too- he signed a record breaking $15.1 million contract. That's a lot of money to have to give back if you suck.

He debuts Tuesday against the Pittsburgh Pirates.
-CE