Swampthang Says Something...Sweet.

Megan Fox, the swampthang, recieved the Scream Award for "Best Sci-Fi Actress" on Saturday, and didn't...totally make a jackass out of herself. For once.

It started off bad, with this little gem: "I don’t usually do this, but I want to take this moment to actually say something genuine."

WTF does that mean? That everything she's ever said before was bullshiz? We can only hope, but I doubt it. Thank God she finally decided to listen to someone out there, because this is a handfed line if I've ever heard one.

I mean, with "Transformers 3" coming up, and rumors that her ditzy little slut character might get killed off...this seems like a pre-emptive strike to me. Someone got scared, and good.

-CE


Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

Truly Horror-ific.

Anna Paquin, dressed in a gorgeous Marc Jacobs dress, accepted her award for best horror actress at the Spike TV 2009 Scream Awards held in Los Angeles on Saturday. Stephen Moyer also recieved a best horror actor award, and the whole cast recieved the "Best TV Show" honor, which was, get this: presented by the cast of "The Vampire Diaries".

The CW is so low class. SO low class. I've watched every episode of that thing and it is...balls out how blatantly they steal ideas from "True Blood" and even "Twilight". The only thing they've thought of for themselves is their dumbest idea- that the vampires can go out in the daylight because of some family heirloom rings that protect them.

Bullshit. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. And their acting is, as usual with the CW, subpar. Like...soap opera acting. For sure. "True Blood" is bomb, no questions asked.
-CE

I just had to say that Courters makes me laugh aloud.
-TM 
Photos courtesy of Just Jared.