Swampthang Says Something...Sweet.

Megan Fox, the swampthang, recieved the Scream Award for "Best Sci-Fi Actress" on Saturday, and didn't...totally make a jackass out of herself. For once.

It started off bad, with this little gem: "I don’t usually do this, but I want to take this moment to actually say something genuine."

WTF does that mean? That everything she's ever said before was bullshiz? We can only hope, but I doubt it. Thank God she finally decided to listen to someone out there, because this is a handfed line if I've ever heard one.

I mean, with "Transformers 3" coming up, and rumors that her ditzy little slut character might get killed off...this seems like a pre-emptive strike to me. Someone got scared, and good.

-CE


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It's Not True!

It's not true! Thank God, it's not true. Megan Fox will not be blemishing the Batman franchise with her swampthang ways. I knew Christopher Nolan could not be this stupid.

"It's a rumor, it's not true. There is no script, there is no project to be cast in," said a studio rep on the widely reported rumor that Megan Fox had been cast as Catwoman in the popular series.

I bet Megan Fox started this rumor herself.
-CE
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C-Bale Beat Down?

UGH. Theo was right. Megan Fox is said to have signed on to play Catwoman in the sequel to The Dark Knight. So basically this hoe gets to work with Michael Caine and Christian Bale. C-Bale is not having any of it. I can tell you that right now- there will be some kind of melt down on his end from her mouthy idiotness.

Angelina Jolie was apparently in negotiations for the role, and I think we can all agree that she would have been a much better choice. Unless...you don't think she was passed up because she's too old? Megan "Swampthang" Fox has more sex appeal than the original herself? Can't be.

She and Christian would actually have to...kiss. Gross. Nay, repulsive. Like, I just threw up a little. Guaranteed my sister is pulling out her hair as we speak- Christian Bale is sacred to her.

I am still hoping this is just a rumor. Or C-Bale freaks out and gets her banned from making movies. That would be wonderful.

In the meantime, lets revisit one of my favorite moments- Seth Rogan talks about how he was just completely rejected by Megan Fox.
-CE

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