She Disappoints.

Oh Amanda Bynes. I remember when I looked up to you. I remember when I thought you were a role model for girls.

I was wrong. You dyed your hair extra OC blonde, started wearing tight, skimpy "all I have is my bangin' body" dresses, hanging out with Perez Hilton...le sigh. It breaks my heart to see the girl behind "She's the Man" look like this.

Those shoes? They say it all. They speak volumes. Especially since every other word they say is "like" and "OMG".

Amanda Bynes has turned into a dumbass. Into the girls she used to mock. She's like her own evil twin. Pimping herself out by looking like every other desperate girl in Hollywood.

I feel like a father who sees his daughter walk down the stairs in stripper heels and too much black eyeliner. Sad. Wondering what went wrong. 
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio

In a Faraway Land, Known as Maine...

This is a weird, because I constantly mix up Jennifer Morrison and Ginnifer Goodwin.

So, on that note, glad they have different hair colors in this very weird show. Apparently, Ginnifer plays Snow White and Sister Mary Margaret in a new ABC drama, Once Upon a Time.

Morrison is Emma Swan, "a woman with a troubled past who is drawn into a small town in Maine where the magic and mystery of fairy tales just may be real."

Really? A small town in Maine where fairy tales are real? Tell that to my Google Earth.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

David Beckham is a Posh Dresser.

David Beckham has almost "fir-ty" tattoos, however many that is.

Also ladies and gents, he cries. Those tears are probably worth pure gold. If you could catch one. I mean just imagine what black market Beckham tears are worth. Millions.

He's good friends with the Queen. NBD.

And this is probably just me, and my inability to distinguish British people, but doesn't he kind of remind you of a young, VERY much better looking Ricky Gervais? Much better looking of course, but something about the shape of their heads, and smile.

Anyways, don't be too loud shouting your protests at my slander to the shrine of David Beckham.
-CE

This Explains It.

Suddenly the random lip dub from a few days ago makes sense. Why else would they release a video from a family vacation taken months ago now?

Because they're promoting their show. Duh. Their raison d'être.

Also, at the end of this video, really look at Kim's open mouthed hair toss. Really see how ridiculous she looks. Who ever, ever does that???
-CE

T-Ball is the New Kiddie Kabbala.

Stars are doing that "normal" stuff they do so infrequently. Brit Brit and Kate Hudson were spotted at their kid's t-ball games. Although for some reason, very pregnant Kate Hudson decided to look more like she was headed to some sort of ceremony praising Gaia, instead of her son's game. I guess a t-shirt and shorts would be too normal to ask for.

And is this not the most adorable picture you've ever seen? That cutie pie is none other than Sean Preston, Brit Brit's baby boy.

This is him at his Calabasas, California little league, coached by none other than his daddy, Kevin Federline.

Man, that guy needs to lose weight. It does not look natural on him. Anyways, glad this is what the stars are doing with their kids now, instead of pulling that Madonna thing and dragging them around with red bracelets on.
-CE
Photo courtesy of BWE and JJ.

Ramona Knocked Up by her Reality Show?

Wow. Jealousy can really make people nuts. It drove Kelly Bensimon wack-o, but here I thought Ramona was already too far gone to go any further.

I was wrong.

Reportedly, she ends this (totally dull) season of Real Housewives of NY by announcing that she thinks she is pregnant.

Why would a woman whose child hates her as much as Avery does get pregnant again? Glutton for punishment? Nope. Somebody has her eyes trained on Bethanny Frankel success, step one: get your own wine (Ramona Pino Grigiot) step two: pregnancy.

Now since she is 54, step two doesn't come so easily, so the next best thing is just to fake it.

Yep, that makes sense in reality show world. This is basically the reality show version of pretending to be pregnant so your boyfriend doesn't leave you.
-CE
Photo courtesy of BWE.

The Latest Jersey Accessory.

This is THE funniest thing I have ever seen. As you may recall from earlier this week, Snooki ran her car into a police car. Did I mention that she was driving a Fiat Multipla? Ahahahahhaha. That just makes it even funnier. Also, love the boots girl.

Who gave her one of those? That's just funny. Hey, I'll admit it- this season might be one of the best yet.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.