Kim and Kris' Engagement Party

Kim Kardashian's engagement party. How long are we predicting this marriage will last?

a) Why is Mason Disick so tan? They are tanning that baby.
b) Ponies. Really.
c) Poor Kylie Jennar. She's trying so hard to keep up with her sisters, and now Kendall is a model, etc...hence, that horrible sky high hair braid. Tragic.
d) That cake is a four year old girls' birthday cake.
-CE
Photos courtesy of RT.

This Explains It.

Suddenly the random lip dub from a few days ago makes sense. Why else would they release a video from a family vacation taken months ago now?

Because they're promoting their show. Duh. Their raison d'être.

Also, at the end of this video, really look at Kim's open mouthed hair toss. Really see how ridiculous she looks. Who ever, ever does that???
-CE

The Kurse of the K's Kontinues.

Sorry, had to get it out of my system.

HA totally lying, I'm going to be using that K thing until-and if, and that is a BIG if- the wedding happens.

Who do you think is going to get the wedding/engagement photos? I'm thinking highest bidder, which People is too classy to stoop to- and plus these two aren't "People" cover material for them to shell out enough dough.

So I'm thinking Life and Style, just throwing it out there. We should be seeing some sort of engagement pictures in a few weeks, maybe a month. That's why we haven't heard too many details- they're saving it for the "exclusive".

Theo and I were chatting about this blessed event, and we came to this horrifying question: what K names are even left? Here's what we have, feel free to contribute your own, we want to be prepared:

Kristopher Jr., Kameron, Kelli, Kristina, Kurt, Kumar, Kyle...and those are just the normal-ish names. There's still names like Klutch and Kharma to consider too.

Ugh Lord help us.

UPDATE:

Dammit, I was totally wrong. People has the deets, but as I did foretell, they are juicy. Including pictures while the actual proposal was happening. Like that wasn't planned for the tabloids. Anyways, read all about it here.

And don't you dare buy that bullshit that she was so "surprised". My ass she was surprised. She probably had their ridiculously expensive curtains already picked out.
-CE
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Again, Really?

Khloe and Kim Kardashian attended last night's NBA Finals game seven between the Lakers and Celtics in LA. This is THE biggest game of the year. Like, there isn't a next week or game or practice after this one. The winners of this one are the best in the world. But again, Khloe and Kim can't be bothered to support their team. Even Mom Kris has a Laker jersey on. I get it - lots of celebs are there and you want to look your best but at least look like you want to be there. Goddammit, Khloe's married to a Laker- I'm sure she could get insane discounts if she needed them. Stop dressing to impress girls and dress to support.
-TM

Actually Theo, if you'll notice, they are both wearing black, and tan (see Khloe's shoes), a color that is nearly yellow, a Lakers color. I think this is as close as they will ever get. 

This stupid shiz starts early- none of the players wives/girlfriends ever wear team shirts or whatever. Even the girlfriend's I see courtside at ND basketball games are in like, black dresses. It's like the official "Wives" uniform. 

Barf.
-CE 
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Another Reason Not to Get an iPhone.

In stupider news, Kim Kardashian has her own iPhone app. She helped design it herself, and a source told Us Weekly that she asked the designers to revise her avatar three or four times because, "it needed a bigger butt".

The world needs a life.
-CE
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Reggie and Kim, Together Again.

Guess they're back together? How did I miss that...hmm. Anyways, this is Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush heading into Nobu for dinner.
-CE
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Kardashians Be Acting Crazy. Again.

I have asked myself this many a time, but what's one more: what the hell is wrong with Khloe Kardashian?

This is a sneak peek of an upcoming episode that US Weekly posted. 

I mean, I really don't care one way or the other about any of them, and I never liked that Scott guy, but even I was getting nervous with the way she was man (because she is a man) handling Kourtney. I mean, girl is pregnant and said she was tired. Back off.

Then when her fiancee came to help her, as a good fiancee should, Khloe slaps him? Plus I'm pretty sure she's a little tipsy. I hate these people, and I really need to make sure my grandmother stops watching this show, it's a bad influence.
-CE

Dashing Shoes.

I'm not one for shoes, but I am dying over Kim's. SO tres cute non? Really cool.

Hate Khloe's, but that's par for the course.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Pacific.

Arghh

Sorry, I really could not think of a better title. Reggie and Kim are on-again. She visited him this weekend in Nola. Dangit. I was really hoping it was over, but they seem happy together. And, we, here at popYEAH!, support this relationship way more than Khloe and Lamar (scam!). I wonder if it'll be on tv.

-TM

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Perfect Timing

After the Khloe's wedding yesterday, Kim Kardashian realized she missed Reggie Bush! And, thank goodness Keeping Up with the Kardashians crew members were there when she came to this revelation!

I can already feel that this season is going to be bananas. Kourtney's pregnancy with that loser Scott. Khloe's marriage to Lamar Odom. And, now Kim. We know how these sisters work. Kim is probably planning to adopt a baby. Or, maybe finding Reggie with another woman. Something to upstage the other two...

What a loving family and Kris Jenner just eggs them on. I wonder who's been watching the stores, you know the ones that they own... and run.

I love reality television families. Especially this family, Brody, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Bruce, Kris and those other kids. All on a show. Talk about pimpin.

-TM

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Case in Point

Here are Paris Hilton and Lindsay. These pictures were taken yesterday. It's September, they are both just way too tan. Gross. Gross. I'm gagging.

See rant in Kim Kardashian post.

A light glow is nice, welcomed even- but, this is another reason to hate them both.


-TM

Photos courtesy of Splash News Online.

Umm... Hold on

Slightly confused.

Why is Kim signing Khloe's PETA picture - naked PETA picture?

I cannot understand sisterly love - since I don't have a sister, but I have friends that I love. With that said, I have no intention of signing their nudie pics.

But, I'm glad she's back to dark hair. Much better look. I think people look best with their natural hair color and without tanning too much. Maybe, it's just my opinion as a black girl, but people that are too tan make me want to throw up. Really, I'm not kidding. It looks disgusting- and unnatural.

-TM

Photos courtesy of Splash News Online.

Reggie Bush and the Big Easy.

It seems as though Reggie Bush and the Big Easy are back together again.

Preparing for the upcoming football season that is. But when he's not practicing, apparently he's busy reuniting with girlfriend Kim Kardashian. She recently attended a fashion event in New Orleans and was afterwards picked up by Reggie, and then the couple had dinner together.

Sorry Theo, now that Kourtney is preggers, I see this as staying together. I think Kim has the baby bug. Why do these girls keep going back to their ex-boyfriends for babies?

...Why do I bother theorizing about them?

Here's a story that doubles as a reality check: I went to go get my hair cut for school you know, and my mom and the hairstylist, who has been doing my family's cuts and everything for forever, ever since we moved to Florida, are chatting. What comes up? My mother's favorite topic aside from the Gosselin's- how dumb the Kardashians are. I should mention, our hairstylist is from Israel, and he just took off on a tangent- why are these people famous? They don't do anything, we used to save the dysfunctional people for Jerry Springer! They are just so ugly! They just look like a bunch of Pakistani's to me! So on and so forth.

It was a rant for sure. Not entirely positive about the Pakistani part- I pointed out that they were actually Armenian and he said, "bah, it's all the same!" He did make one good point though, when my mom asked "Television isn't like this over in Europe and the Middle East, is it?"

His response? HELL NO. "Don't you think Israeli's have a lot more to think about than making these horrible people famous?!"

Americans should have more important things to think about. We're in the middle of a recession and some of us are trying to pass healthcare reform. But we're not thinking about that stuff, and why? Because we're too busy worrying about the Kardashian clan.
-CE

I've always said the first break-up never sticks! That's why you never speak ill of someone ex after the first break up. No matter how much you hate them. Just hold your tongue - a "You can do better," is appropriate, but after that you can't say much else or you'll regret it when they get back together.

That's another lesson I learned from Seinfeld.
-TM


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Little Sister Syndrome.

Ugh. Are we serious? How many children do these people have? It's the Brady Bunch on...slut juice. I almost said crack, but that doesn't seem to work. All these people are taking slut juice.

Now they've started the little ones. Trust- they will be ten times worse, and 100 times less famous. It's little sister syndrome. They feel like they have to catch up to their much older sisters. And brother- Brody Jenner is on slut juice too.

Ugh, look at the tall gawky one. She really wants the fame, you can tell by the open legged pose. At least the one in the brown jacket is wearing shoes I feel like I could get at Payless. I don't know why that makes me feel better, but it does.

My grandmother started watching this show and it is so funny to listen to her talk about it- honestly, I've become so inundated with reality show insanity I don't notice how unlovable they really are. Maybe the southern attitude is finally catching up to me, but there is something to be said for civility. These people are like a banshee/vampire bad hybrid.

Grandma's right. I just don't understand these girls, and it looks like we'll be seeing spin-offs from this family for a while.
-CE

I personally hope for a break up.

Well, I pretty much said everything I was trying to say in the title, but with this new picture - I'll repeat myself, "I personally hope for a break up."

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush. He could do some much better.

But, I read on one site, that they'd just broken up- he's a serious athlete, coming off a less than stellar season. She... had a famous father and is on a television show?

Yet, less than half and hour ago an Australian site claimed that had they were planning on starting a family soon.

Still, I hope for a break up. It'd be so much better. Jessica and Tony ending their thing right before training camp, hopefully these two have too.
-TM