Whore-fume.

This is a joke right? She must realize how ridiculous she looks. Oh, wait. She's Paris Hilton. She knows and doesn't care.

For like, three minutes I thought there was smoke or fog coming out of her ear, then I realized it was a moon.

And can someone please tell me when the last time was you saw a golden fish? Seriously, how could mermaids stay a secret for so long with golden, shimmering effing tails? I think someone might have noticed by now.

I bet this smells like baby prostitute.
-CE
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