What the Eff?

Is in her hair? Hillary Clinton went out with that thing in her hair...  just don't know what to say about this. It's so awful. She wants to be president... of this country. Until she hires a stylist, I'll vote against her solely based on principle.

-TM

Mentos Moment Gone Wrong?

I guess models can't wear anything. Lily Cole in a...pant suit? At the premiere of "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus", which she has a part in. I feel like this is one of those Mentos commercial moments, except she fugged it up real bad. See below.

Apparently she never wants to work again.
-CE

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Anybody Seen Zuko?

Leather pants. There is no excuse for them. No one should be wearing leather pants unless their name is Sandy and they're dating Danny Zuko. It's just fact.

It also shouldn't be a girl who consistently tries to make her legs seem longer by making her waist shorter. There just isn't enough body to work with, and she ends up looking...squished.

And that jacket looks like she's off to play bridge at the club. But I guess that's part of her dating older guys thing.
-CE
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Street Corner Chic.

Some of you have been defending Taylor Momsen and her Kiss-inspired makeup and lady marmalade-dressing ways, and this picture, well...I believe the correct phrase is 'told you so'.

This is Taylor arriving at what I think must be the best little whore house in New York, I mean, what else could it be with the lacy pink curtains, candles and that Mata Hari outfit she's wearing.

What is with the dead eyes? It's the eyes more than anything that scream prostitute. Those are the eyes of someone who has been rode hard and put away wet. I wonder what it's like to be used and abused before twenty?

History really does repeat itself, I believe this is how people must have felt in the 90's watching Courtney Love. And we all know how that turned out. 
-CE
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Ugly Becki

So many things wrong with this, Becki Newton. You must have pulled this from Betty's closet on set cause this is redonk, so ugly. It feels like a kid paper mached this and stuck it to her boobs... then through some gym shorts on her? I can't even really describe the awfulness.

-TM

Ok, I want to start off by saying that I personally like her. But isn't the real crime here the fug orange streakiness of her legs? Answer: Yes.

-CE 

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Yo Ho Yo Ho...

"The Beautiful Life" was recently cancelled. Mischa Barton has apparently taken this as a cue to start dressing like a pirate. Arrg.

Also, I hope that she and that guy are trying to hail a cab together, because otherwise she is in serious violation of cab etiquette. You know it's her too. She would totally step in front of this guy and try to steal his cab. You see the look on her face, she knows it. And he looks kind of pissed, so yeah. I would knock that stupid Snapple out of her hand if she did that to me. It's probably full of brandy anyways.

I mean, she'd have to be drunk to walk out onto the street like that.

Oh, and what is cab etiquette you might be wondering? Check out below to have dear Andy explain it to you. Go to 2:10 for the relevant part. 
-CE

Photo courtesy of Wenn.

What the Ferg?

Seriously, you're too old and your husband is too hot to dress like this. Gross.

-TM

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The Rumors are True!

The wicked witch is dead! But, how will we make fun of her stupid spelling now? DANG IT.

Notice how she doesn't have enough time to twitter, but has enough time to put an enormous amount of work into this video. Notice how her lips and the music aren't quite together. She pre-recorded this shiz. So classic. 
-CE
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Little J Turns Pretty Woman.

Does this not look like a revamped scene from "Pretty Woman"? Seriously, he is going to walk back to his hotel, or penthouse or whatever and say that she is his niece. Or sister or something.

Why is Little J so trash?
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

Orange Makes Me Angry.

Orange makes me angry. People know this. If I see someone wearing orange I freak out.

Am I wrong? Does anyone look at the color orange and go, "oh that's attractive." See, even in this hypothetical situation I read that as sarcastic. Orange= fug. And the color is only the first thing that's wrong with this outfit.

So as much as I love "Arrested Development" alum Alia Shawkat, I hate this.
-CE
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Dress Code Much?

Ok this has bothered me since episode one: what private school lets their students dress like this? It's more of a coincidence than a dress code. At Theo and I's school we were barely allowed to wear jewelery. A cross, pretty much. Our skirts...two inches above the knee. How far is that? About two inches above the crotch. Shameful.

I'm starting a new game- how much fuglier can Little J get by the end of the season?
-CE
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She Was An...American Girl? Yuck, Hella No.

So new Miley Fugface video up for "Party in the U.S.A." and it is pretty much exactly what I expected. Country girl whoring, up her ass uncomfortable looking jean shorts and cowgirl boots. The sex-me-up hair and the used and abused face.

Question: who hangs out at a drive-in anymore? They don't even have one near me. The one that is like, 45 minutes away from my house even closed down. I think I would have to go to Georgia to find one, but apparently this one is hoppin'. It's a party.

Another note, I see once again she has found a pole. But because it's at a "jungle gym" if anyone says anything, we're the sick ones.

This is just...smut. If this is how America parties, hella no get me out of here. 
-CE

Gossip Fug.

WHAT THE FUG.

These girls are supposed to be on the cutting edge of fashion, and yet time and time again, we see them wearing the exact same outfits. Once again, Blake Lively is wearing something that shows off her cleve. Leighton Meester is wearing something odd that is supposed to be cool...when will it end?

She looks like she has two wads of toilet paper on her shoulders.
-CE

They need Rachel Zoe.
-TM
 
Photos courtesy of Just Jared.

Ha Ha?

Umm... What the hell? I'm just very confused. Is she hiding a pregnancy? I'm just speechless. I think Courters will be able to put my thoughts into words. So ugly. Maybe, this is a joke.

-TM

Probably. I totally hate her. She seems like a raving lunatic. Also a little starving, so maybe she's porked up and it's all gone to her hips? But yeah, she looks like the pregnant girl at prom.

-CE 

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Please, Say Yes And Change

This is a no one soap star. Her name is Victoria Rowell. She's so unfamous that she won't even make the worse dress list on major networks. What the fug? Obama doesn't want your support. And, such an ugly dress too. I guess, her wiki page just got a million more hits.

Major what the fug.

-TM

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Wrong Corner.

Seriously, what is up with fishnets and young Hollywood? It's not happening. At no point in time will you be able to pull a Mentos and creatively cut off the front of what once was a very lovely, classy dress, pair it with fishnets and call yourself a fashionable diva.

Which leads me to my next point: Who invited her? She does not belong there, and not just because she looks like she started strutting the wrong streetcorner. Watch this video and see how she's grunting up on stage, trying so desperately to have the diva power voice...it's not happening. It sounds more like a distressed animal call.

She is no diva. Diva's might be out of their effing minds, but they're smart crazy. She's just...blah dumb. Like, "insert teen star here" is probably what they had down when they were filling in who was going to perform. She's a generational place holder at best- we all have to have one.
-CE

party diva @ Yahoo! Video

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Crochet Cate.

Ok, I know this is kind of fug, but...my sister would wear this. And totally rock it. It's kind of cute.

I know, I know, I'm crazy. And procrastinating.

-CE
VIDEO: Crochet Cate

So fugly. Maybe, it's size two cute. Doubtful though.
-TM 

Yeah, I think this is something only super skinny girls could have a prayer of pulling off. I swear though, couldn't you see Megan in it?
-CE 

Yes, unless it rains. Then, she'd be miserable. That thing would weigh a ton.
-TM  

Real Art Wears Pants.

Someone has seen The Devil Wears Prada one too many times. I believe Meryl Streep makes this same speech when Andrea says she doesn't care about fashion. Except she says it much, much better.

"Music inspires me," she says of her clothing choices. "Fashion means everything. I mean, it's art. Art means everything to me, so fashion's another side of it. It's expression, it's music, it's a way of showing and really being who you are in your own way that no one can take away from you."

When she's in rehab, I will go back to this picture. Because she is showing that she is a drug addict. See, Amanda Seyfried, if she became a drug addict, I would be surprised. Taylor Momsen? I'm taking bets on when she goes. My bet is six months.

Last thoughts: If fashion is art, how many of you would want to hang this up on your wall? Have those buggy little raccoon eyes staring out at you? I thought so.

-CE
Photo courtesy of Obsessed.

Fugly Perez.

What the fug is up with Perez Hilton? He is turning crazy with all this fame. He is literally turning into a charicature of himself. This is definitely a SEVERE case of I think I'm too cool-itis.
I mean, lets be serious...Ew. Pasty gross man legs do not equal not wearing pants. With a child's nightgown as a shirt no less. I repeat: Ew.

Yes, those are the Real Housewives of New York. You notice that no one above the C list reality show level was at this "CoCo Perez" party. Maybe it's a bit too hasty to think you're too cool for pants.

The worst part is, he posted these on his own website. He WANTED people to see these. He needs to stop hanging out with Lady Mi Mo.
-CE
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Lady Mi Mo.

I have nothing to say about this. Hence the cracked out title. It stands for Lady Minnie Mouse. Duh. I know, I know, I'm ridiculous, but seriously...I have no words except to say, why in the world would she try to make herself look MORE like a rat?

I will never understand.
-CE